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The “Weird AF”-ness That Is Cam Newton

can we talk about cam newton’s status messages on ig?
how long does it take him to write that computer coded language?
shit looks like it will give my phone a virus.
even though i think cam newton is sexy,
he is also weird af.
he is so weird that his outfits work,
even if they are paired in the most disjointed way possible.
everyone has been trying to crack the code,
literally,
of his recent status message
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“I Was Raped” = “Sex That Won’t Be Counted”?

tumblr_nwvmdkY24D1trw3n8o1_1280…say what now?
we using ” i was raped” as jokes now?

another rousing statement from “the fuck boi chronicles”.
hyenas unite!

lowkey: i guess people just say anything now.
filters and fucks are out.

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ANNOUNCEMENT: I’m Not Gay Anymore Because I Have Found Jesus.

not me.
no i like men too much.
have you seen the new draft meat?
it’s from this guy here:

Antoine+Dodson+AFI+FEST+2010+Presented+Audi+wpuLKCnPQGMlfrom this fame:

and this:

well since everyone is coming out the closet,
antoine dodson is packing up and going right back in.
he posted this on his facebook

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