This is my favorite deodorant.

it doesn’t leave white spots on the armpits of your shirts.
the things we do to go viral should be studied.
compassion out; stone cold pyschopath in.
you never know when you’re going to be recorded to be embarrassed.
not just embarrassed for your school or block…

…but for the entire forests to laugh at you.

i understand someone might not be wearing deodorant and stinkin’ up the joint,
but did the following need to be recorded so the entire planet knew?…

As Aunt Wendy once said during her peak,
“You can’t be a trick all your life.”

at some point,
sex work has to end.
in gay for pay,
straight males make their bones and pull out once they made enough.
see what i did there?
you can go from “quietly selling your bawdy” to “high school community coach“.

Dominic from BlackBoyAddictionz did just that.

he was probably the finest hybrid on that site in his reign.
his new chapter took a scandalous turn that a Foxholer updated me with.
this is allegedly dominic,
whose real name is montel watters,
now…

I’m starting to think our new president is similar to an OF scammer.

i’m starting to to think those who voted for him are not that bright either.
well,
he did say he likes the uneducated.
so let’s use an OF scammer without fonting names…

…and I JUST told someone before this happened I thought he was attractive.
Ugh.
I hate when people ruin their attractiveness with foolishness.

late one night,
while tumbling down a rabbit hole of black historical horrors,
i found myself revisiting the disturbing practice of “buck breaking”.
as you know,
or didn’t,
but it was a vile tactic used during slavery.
it was where male slaves were raped by their masters for dominance and emasculation.

fast forward to today,
comedian jackal,
andrew schultz made headlines for what he wanted to do to kendrick lamar.
after kendrick called him out in “wacced out murals” by saying:

“Don’t let no white comedian talk about no Black woman,
that’s law.”

andrew went full…

My grandmother always said,
“Bad association spoils useful habits.”

as a young fox,
i rolled my eyes because i was desperate to belong.
as a grown fox with many experiences of betrayal under his fur?
it turns out that Gran was right.
enter the jay and diddy alleged debacle…

Thanksgiving might be over but my inbox got stuffed with scandal.

this latest drop from an F-BI is hotter than your leftover mac and cheese.
well,
it’s going on 4 days.
you better freeze or throw them out.
a F-BI sent me the following:

*turns the microwave on 2 minutes*
so according to this drop…

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