Confessions Of A Scandolous Bottom (Dos)

DEAD ASS.


I’m telling you right now.
If your man slips up,
I’ll be swooping in like a hawk on a mole rat.

You think I’m playin’.

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Meat Of The Minute: CASHUS C.R.E.A.M

I discovered this dude way back when…..

Would it be wrong to say I want a DR?
(Dick Report, for those who are slow?)

Oh… and he raps.
And he is pretty good at it.

That is the key factor.
But he still looks fucking good.

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Doctor, Doctor

This flu is kicking my ass.

It really is.

This is one of the times I wish I had a dude to take care of me.
Get me up on my soup and make store runs.
Check up on me on occasions.
Take my temperature and feed me my medicine…..

…. all while wearing Timbalands, a white apron, and buck ass NAKED….well, maybe boxer briefs.
Yeah I said it.
His stethoscope all swing buck wild.
Nasty ass….. you know what I mean.

(shit even give me a routine prostate exam….)

But, seriously, imagine this…

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Double D Status: NBA Rookies ’09

I wander over to the NBA once and a blue moon for eye candy.
Unfortunately, a majority of  them are tall ugly dinosaurs that roam those parts.

(I have a mild crush on Lebron. Purely sexual though.)

But I do not get the hype.
BB Players are tall and lanky.
I see alot of that in my hood and they are the typical dude I see on an everyday basis.

But I was looking at the new Rookies this season and I came upon a couple that are cute/fine/borderline raise my horny.

I might expand my horizons and do more NBA Daddy peepin.

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That Damn Trey Songz… In Concert

(That is his new name. “That Damn Trey Songz”… lol)

Nothing left to say really.

He knows what I want from him.
If not,
forward him my info.

“I’ll do things to him Heather Hunter would be scared to do.”

Under My Hood to attend the concert at CAU.

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Meat Of The Minute: New Rookie Meat

What do these three names mean to you?

Percy Harvin
Knowshon Moreno
Mike Thomas

?

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