all the foxes and vixens love deep threat.
that wolf can lay some serious pipe.
get familiar with his body of good work…

he is one of my fantasies.
that is definitely daddy right there.
ll cool j has a new video and song i’m just now hearing about.
it’s called “take it” and it’s featuring joe…

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i hate to even think that “tickle me elmo” now has a double meaning…

it makes me sad when people do shit like this.
it takes the innocence away from something that wasn’t suppose to be tainted….

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“hoe-mones” are a big fucking problem.

those who aren’t getting it like rabbits in spring are horny as hell.
no, you aren’t weird.
the world is just a dangerous place.
plus, we want a steady fuck buddy/relationship these days.
not, “yet another new tag on our walls tonight“ lifestyle.

when you get tired of meeting the same ol same ol,
you become celibate.
you hope that as you live your life masturbating quite frequently,
you will meet someone that will finally give you a regular smash session.
but, what happens when your “hoe-mones” take over and cloud your judgement?
it doesn’t allow you to take it slow?
and, is it the cause of insecurities we may have when we meet someone new?

i started to wonder…

Do you have too much sex on the brain?

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… a cute vixen.
what did you think I was going to say?

i heard from a reputable source that there is a bounty on his virginity.
looks like some of those same baller wolves might lose their bet because one vixen may close in that deal…

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would you let miguel own your cupcakes?
would you let him lick your cream filling off?
well, he wants to own that pussy…

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