How To Get Your Superstar Boyfriend’s Maid To Break Up With You

trustnobitchdeviousmaidsi don’t know if you guys watched devious maids on lifetime tonight.
my gatdamn show!
well tonight’s episode was superstar boyfriends and the things they ask their maids to do.
one which happens to break up with your ass.
those who watched you know i want to talk about it.
those who didn’t you have to:

x watch the last episode first
x watch the new episode now

lowkey: i love this damn show.
next week looks like it’s gonna be serious with that ending.

tumblr_mpszdrLfLJ1rjhh5ho1_250i’m ready for it!


so you felt lucky today.
something inside you said to play the lottery.
you decided to follow your spirit.
you go and buy your ticket:

325402-find_winning_lottery_ticket_floor_shop_dowhen it came time to draw the numbers.
this shows up…

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Ace Rockwood Has To Use Two Hands To Massage This Pipe

i was about to put nsfw,
but it’s like 2 in the morning.
this is a quickie tho…

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Scott VS “Could That Thing Even Fit In My Mouth?”

don’t let the innocent picture fool you.
this wolf is paccccccccking some major:

please brace yourself…

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