shaq promises to give RG3 a sammich if he keeps fonting about angel reese

add “knuckle” before sammich.

Weren’t people talking about RG3 looks back when he played in the NFL?

since he married that white vixen,
he seems to have adopted passive aggression.

he posted a x-tweet calling out racism targeted towards wnba baller vixen,
angel reese:

…but posted the picture further drawing attention to the racism.
like,
what was he even thinking?

oh,
i know:

He wasn’t.

big baller ex-nba wolf,
shaq,
came to angel’s defense and made a promise to RG3 if he didn’t stop

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Robert Griffin III and The Rebound Plus 1

they never learn do they?
so we haven’t fonted about baller wolf,
robert griffin iii,
in a while.
last we fonted,
he was getting divorced from his high school sweetheart.
well he rebounded into another relationship with ^that snow bunny on his shoulder.
her name is grete sadeiko.
um.
okay.
not so soon after the divorce from the first snow bunny,
he got grete pregnant.
she is 8 months.
well not only that
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RG3 Is Woke

Screen Shot 2016-02-16 at 10.19.43 PMkendrick lamar is…
words cannot describe.
he performed “blacker the berry”/”alright” off his amazing album,
“to pimp a butterfly”,
last night at the grammys.

we were all at attention and had all the whites in shock in the audience.
baller wolf for the redskins,
rg3,
seemed to really enjoy the performance.
he is now up and awake.
this is what he posted on his instagram
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RG3 Gets A New Hair Style I Think You May Like

Screen Shot 2013-08-15 at 2.11.58 PMrg3 is going to get you to love him.
want him.
need him.
does this make you feel a tingling in your loins?
he lost the cave man dust braids to make you happy…

Screen Shot 2013-08-15 at 2.05.43 PM…ok bye!

lowkey: someone tell him braids and cornrows are out.
period.

RG3 Put Me Under A Spell With My Baller Wolf Weakness

Screen Shot 2013-08-13 at 2.00.14 PMrg3,
pusha t and andre 3000 long lost brother,
is going to make me like him.

he is going to make me want him.
okay so i wont go that far.
well he decided to wear some nice clothes to get my attention.
my weakness!
ughhh!
l he copped the september cover for gq an…

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Well RG3 Gets Caught Up By His Blonde Bimbo

robert-griffin-iii-1059760-large_imagei told ya’ll rg3 had about one time to mess up.
i didn’t think it would happen this early!
go robert for having wifey and mistress…
…while texting mistress on wedding day.
cornball brothers aint shit either?…

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