Are You Really Prepared For When Your Storm Comes?

THROW DIRT ON ME: GROW A WILD FLOWER.

God has a funny way of getting your attention when you are fucking up.
He may put someone negative in your life to show you how to fight.
He may take something you loved away to make you see how comfortable you were getting.
Or, he may drain your account for you to see how money is important for survival.

God got my full attention last week…

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God, I Never Been Fucked In My Ass Harder Than I Have Been With Karma

Job 4:8 says, “As I have observed, those who plow evil and those who sow trouble reap it.”

Do you believe the following Bible verse?
If not, stand by the window so that lightning bolt can proceed to hit your ass.
I am a strong believer in that little bitch named “Karma”.


I have seen her come in and whip people in to shape RIGHT.
She is like a super hero for good.
Bad people did something wrong or ignorant and they were indeed punished.
I, alas, have even experienced some karma of my own.
I started to wonder…

Is karma just something we hold onto when we are done wrong?

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Oh, My God. I Dread The Loss of Heaven and the Pains of Hell.

“Oh, my God, I am heartily sorry for having offended Thee
And I detest all my sins

Because I dread the loss of heaven, and the pains of hell.
But most of all because I love Thee,
And I want so badly to be good….”


Do you believe the following statement?

Now faith is the substance of things hoped for,
the evidence of things not seen.Hebrews 11:1

Well, you should.
Everything that has happened to you so far happened because your faith was either high or low.
I know you are reading and thinking, “well what you mean Jamari?…
But check it…

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I Hear It Is Bad Luck To Open An Umbrella In The House

Rain drops falling on my head…

They say when it rains; it pours.
You better hope you have your umbrella or you will get soaked.
Right now in the Concrete Jungle, it is pouring.
Who knew it would also be pouring while I am in the house…

We cannot avoid bad things from happening to us.
We can pray, pay tithes, and even command the assistance of a voodoo priestess,
but we will still find ways to land knee deep in bullshit.
But, how do you make it all go by easier?
Or, do we just have to have faith that things will work out for the best?
Why it is so easy to have faith when things are going our way…

…but when it isn’t, we forget it exists?

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Karma Will Be The Flaming Hemmroid Of Your Life

The way we treat people always comes back full circle.

Do you believe that?
Are you a believer in karma?
Do you believe that what we do to others ALWAYS comes back to us?
I have seen people reep karma for what they did to me,
while others have moved on and appear to have perfect lives.
I usually feel hurt and I pray that I move on fast, but in reality…

Should we always depend on karma to right our wrongs?

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Would You Be His First Lady?

Another saga in the Longstroke Files…

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