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the answer to new yawk’s rat problem has arrived

i’ll never forget one time i was standing on the D train platform at 125th.
i had my headphone volume at “do not talk to me“.
i saw these random folks trying to get my attention and pointing at my foot.
when i look down…

THIS RAT IS SNIFFING MY SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yeah.
screamed like a a whole girl and ran down the platform.
rats in new yawk do not respect us,
but i think we might have the answer for their asses.
look at what was found on a train platform over the weekend via “the daily mail“…
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Posted in WOW X MARKS THE FOX

we gotta watch out for manholes and rats (typical day in new yawk)

i had to hit up the pretty vixen with a question today.
i asked her if she smelled anything crazy when we were over by columbus circle.

“Um,
New Yawk smells awful on a daily basis.”

i mean,
that is true.
foxhole,
i read a story that made me cringe.
it was about someone falling into a manhole,
but the part that made me shriek was the rats that feasted on him

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Posted in THANK GOD FOR A BELT AND THE BIBLE

I Just Wanted To Do Hoodrat Shit With My Friends (53)

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…and to think i wanted chinese food the other day.
i go and see this shit allegedly at some chinese food spot…
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Posted in ITS A BIRD! ITS A PLANE!... NO ITS JUST RATCHET

*INSERT SCREAMING HERE*

rats4n-3-web-1*still screaming*
do you see that varmint that window glass?
well prepare for the video soon.
these fuckin’ rats are no joke in the city.
i was watching the news just now and saw they had to shut a dunkin donuts down.
look at these videos and see why…
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Posted in I'M LOOKING AT YOU LIKE YOU'RE A DOOFUS ITS A BIRD! ITS A PLANE!... NO ITS JUST RATCHET

foXXX: Whose Mama Is Getting Gang Banged Like This?

CLICK HERE TO SEE WHOSE MAMA IS THIS????

couple things i noticed

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