i’ll never forget one time i was standing on the D train platform at 125th.
i had my headphone volume at “do not talk to me“.
i saw these random folks trying to get my attention and pointing at my foot.
when i look down…

THIS RAT IS SNIFFING MY SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yeah.
screamed like a a whole girl and ran down the platform.
rats in new yawk do not respect us,
but i think we might have the answer for their asses.
look at what was found on a train platform over the weekend via “the daily mail“…
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i had to hit up the pretty vixen with a question today.
i asked her if she smelled anything crazy when we were over by columbus circle.

“Um,
New Yawk smells awful on a daily basis.”

i mean,
that is true.
foxhole,
i read a story that made me cringe.
it was about someone falling into a manhole,
but the part that made me shriek was the rats that feasted on him…

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…and to think i wanted chinese food the other day.
i go and see this shit allegedly at some chinese food spot…
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*still screaming*
do you see that varmint that window glass?
well prepare for the video soon.
these fuckin’ rats are no joke in the city.
i was watching the news just now and saw they had to shut a dunkin donuts down.
look at these videos and see why…
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