He’s So Vain (He’s Gonna Know This Entry About Him)

I have been following Vain for a minute…
And only because he has a Body That Needs To Be Fucked.

…. oh he has other talents too lol

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Bret Lockett Wants Us To Go With Him…

… but where exactly?

So as you all know I haven’t mounted Bret Lockett yet.
I know, I’m slackin.

Just kidding.

Anyway, as you know from Fox past,
I featured Bret on a segment to promote his up and coming rap career.
Thanks to one of my faithful Foxes, omg007, I was informed on the music video.

See below for where Bret wants to take us…

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I Wanted To Ride i-20 Last Night

I use to have a crush on I-20 when the whole Ludacris “DTP” crew was relevant.
Don’t even ask me what they are doing now because it certainly isn’t rapping.
I think the first time I saw him was in Move Bitch video.
His voice was so sexy, raw, and aggressive.

I was open.

Well I would definitely be up for his look alike.
Wherever he lives in the Concrete Jungle…

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Sit Me In The Back Please

I close my eyes and I open them to what I so uniquely imagine….

I am sitting in a restaurant.
I’m in a black booth with red leather seats.
It is shaped like a dysfunctional cupcake.
I am far in the back.
I’m not the type to be all in the front.
That is where it is easy access for everyone to bother and stare at me.
I despise people staring at me.
I am in a special VIP seating where only the big ballers pay.
I was one of those big ballers at last….

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