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kellon busts out with the video for “quarantine bae”

well at least if you were quarantining with kellon,
you won’t be hungry because he has money.

so kellon deryck,
or kellon,
has finally released the video to his song,
“quarantine bae”.
it’s so weird to put “his song” and “kellon” in the same sentence.
the video also stars the gorgeous,
megan thee stallion.
foxhole,
this is the video…

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(make a way music industry) kellon deryck is trying to hit that billboard top ten

so i thought ^this was a thirst trap originally.
you know kellon likes to do random shit on occasion.
well ^this is might not be random and be a real thing.
is everyone ready for kellon deryck,
the hair stylist turned
artist?
peep a snippet of the video below…
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kellon deryck wants to be your “quarantine bae”

i can imagine business might be slow for hair styling wolf,
kellon deryck.
since we have been on lock down,
celebs like missy and megan aren’t doing shit so no hair needs to be done.
well kellon has decided to start a music career.
yes,
you read right.
his newest single is called “quarantine bae“.
the foxhole blew up my box with the debuted single cover on his ig

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