I love industry events.

Lots of networking and hob knobbing.
The person you are speaking to may hold the key to your next job or next pay raise.

(…or maybe the fuck of your life at the W hotel.)

That is what I was doing
until he walked in the room
and fucked my whole life right on up….

Jamari may have a little crush…

And not my typical.

Shocked? I know.
You know I like the muscles and all that.
Yadda Yadda Yadda…

I want my Foxes to know there is more than just that to get me.

I’ll leave you for the teeny boppers.
I need a real man….
… one I do not have to duck a punch from.

He looks a hint of crazy.
You know that means he fucks good.

I discovered this dude way back when…..

Would it be wrong to say I want a DR?
(Dick Report, for those who are slow?)

Oh… and he raps.
And he is pretty good at it.

That is the key factor.
But he still looks fucking good.