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“Don’t Be Shush Me Hoe!”

tumblr_static_popcorn_logoas much as i like going to the movies on new release night,
and “black night” when one of “our” movies come out,
i just can’t take the drama that comes with.
well this one mother in pa will probably NEVER go to the movies again.
check out why…
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Sorry, But You Gave Him Dome Way Before The “Suing” Grace Period.

kevin-clash-elmokevin clash got down on his knees today.
he was saved by time.
i guess it’s back to your respective corners boys.
looks like you won’t be getting on that check you were waiting on…

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…and Another One Comes Forward To Claim “He Touched Me Too!”

1353429956_kevin-clash-articleif this case doesn’t just scream:

NON-DISCLOSURE AGREEMENT

…or

DEAL WITH PEOPLE WHO ALSO HAVE SOMETHING TO LOSE

i don’t know what else.
kevin clash has been slapped with a fifth lawsuit.
yes another one…

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Too Much Time Has Passed Since I Touched Those Little Boys!

elmo has made a statement.
left me looking like when i read it:

i hope he wasn’t being serious…

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One of The Hyena’s In This Elmo Case Is An Expert Booty Popper

i don’t know what this has to do with the case,
but i guess this is evidence

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Elmo’s Ex Boyfriend Comes To His Rescue

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when things go wrong,
it helps that you have someone who would have your back.
elmo has his first friend to walk with him throughout these flames.
an f-bi sent this in and it is a bitter sweet cosign…

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