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who wears short shorts? (iman shumpert wears short shorts)

i feel like teyana taylor can make iman shumpert do anything.
well,
almost anything.
you can tell he’s sprung off her.
she got him to wear these short shorts for her mother’s birthday party…
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Chris Brown Yells At Us To Buy His New Song, “Party”

so chris brown has a “demanding” problem.
he is quite the divo.
when he WANTS you to buy his records,
he will disrespect you and others into doing so.
so chris has a new record called “party” he just released.
this is the new video
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So This Is How President Obama Throws A Party (Thanks Usher!)

tumblr_mbiab14isg1qji14so1_1280it’s always that one pineapple who doesn’t follow the rules.
so president obama term is about to be up.
what do you do?
you throw a farewell party with all your people you met over the years.
well the rules was:

“What Happens in the White House After Hours Stays in the White House”

that meant no filming or picture taking.
obviously usher didn’t follow those rules.
he filmed obama turnt up and put it on his social media.
a vix-bi sent me the footage via the shade room
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Khloe Kardashian Had My Ultimate Fantasy Singing Wolf?

Screen Shot 2016-06-28 at 8.03.42 PMshe always looks so good in her ig glamour shots.
so khloe kardashian celebrated her birthday last night.
she invited the fam and a few of her favorite friends to dave and busters.
well look who she was allegedly leaving the party with…
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Kyrie Irving Clapback to your Clapbacks

tumblr_o8qujokAAn1rruxogo1_1280so everyone is talking about kyrie irving again.
not even because of the cleveland cavaliers championship win.
no one cares how kyrie played this season.
hell his pipe print lasted a day.
everyone is talking about this:

a celebratory yacht party he threw with nothing but snow bunnies.
the real talk is his alleged love for:

light
bright
damn near white

well kyrie decided to clapback to your clapbacks.
this is what he put up on his instagram
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Odell Beckham Jr Had Company Over The Weekend

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soooooooo…
remember when i said ( x from this entry ):

“we don’t know what odell is doing right now.
he could be balls deep up in some vixen as we font.”

i guess i was foreshadowing.
drake had his memorial day party at the ovo estate in la,
he invited odell beckham jr,
and this happened according to an ispy
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