Eee-Yikes.

i love when i see this she-jackal doing the most.
( x see another the most moment from her here )
i remember every single @ i saw being idiots.
everyone was hoping that baby would change chrisean rock.
they hoped and wished when she left blueface,
she would be magically cured of all her troubles.

welp.
she was walking around the entire pandemic without a front tooth.
why would anyone assume otherwise from her?
so i’m gonna font this with my whole chest…

so i didn’t get to watch the superbowl last night.
i ended up watching something else.
that is code for “i kinda didn’t care” tbh.
but i was happy to know odell beckham jr got his ring.
i did like ( x the superbowl half time show ) too.

Question: I love Mary,
but why was she there?
She is an east coast artist that was signed to an east coast label.
They coulda called Keyshia Cole since she is the west coast.

i do have a question tho…

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when you see something like ^this,
you automatically think this is before the rona.
you wouldn’t think,
during a pandemic,
that this wouldn’t be a thing.

THIS WAS LAST SATURDAY NIGHT IN OHIO

foxhole,
you will never believe who was behind it via “nbc news“…

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i don’t mean to be a debbie downer,
but i don’t have faith in the rest of this year.
hell,
i can even say i don’t have much faith with 2021…

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listen…

Wearing a face mask in the summer can damn near feel like suffocation

i went to run some errands yesterday and it was humid af.
by the time i got home,
i could hardly breathe.
bad enough i went to dunkin donuts yesterday for an iced coffee,
but realized i had a mask on and couldn’t drink it until i got home.
it’s a whole new forest since the rona has touched down.
the masks are helping us stay safe,
while keeping others safe as well.
some white folks have been having temper tantrums over wearing a mask.
this one compared himself to a mad dog…

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“i don’t know what i want to do with my life.”
“let me scroll twitter for a while again…”
“maybe i should jack off again.
i mean,
shit,
i’ve done it like 5 times so far…”
“i wonder what he is doing?
does he even still think about me anymore?”
“i should be over him,
but i can’t seem to get him off my mind.”
“do i want a job or a career?”
“what would i even do in this new world of wfh these days?”
“i’m feeling scared for the future,
but i’m still trying to stay optimistic.”
“are we sure unemployment is extended?”
“let me go watch a tv show or something…”

that was me over-thinking in the span of 10 minutes just now.
i had to get tf up and write this entry.
you know what i’ve realized during this social isolation?…

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