i really enjoy the oscars.
one day,
i hope to attend with a great seat with a plus 1 or 2.
the one thing i love about the oscars is being introduced to new movies.
i had so much fun live tweeting with the twitter foxhole,
but i had a few thoughts i didn’t get to share…

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boy,
do some of of ya’ll loathe kevin hart.
one could say he deserved it.
his reputation has been less than stellar due to his scandals.
well for oscar weekend,
this popped up right at the oscar’s door…
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kevin hart always a trick or two up his sleeve.
he’s a slippery fucker.
he won’t be outta here that easy.
so as you know,
or didn’t,
but the oscar committee canned him over of his past tweets.
( x see those past entries here )
ellen degenres isn’t letting him go anywhere tho.
they say she’s the gatekeeper to the gay community.
once you go on her show,
you’re washed and reborn in the blood of gay Jesus.
she has put on her cape and is standing tall for kevin.
this is what happened when he went on her show today…

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they say pride comes before the fall.
a lot of pineapples have fallen because of that.
what is so hard in saying “i’m sorry”?
kevin hart is a prideful wolf,
isn’t he?.
so kevin made the choice to step down from hosting the oscars.
this is what he fonted on his twitter:

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i’m sure ^this is the face he is making at the moment.
like,
how you might get fired on your day off tho?
here i was saying to myself:

“kevin hart might host the oscars.
i hope he doesn’t do too much as usual…”

well,
he allegedly did and he hasn’t even stepped foot on the stage yet!
was kevin harta “thing” around 2011?
i can’t remember.
what i don’t understand…
why in God’s name…
did these past alleged homophobic tweets not get scrubbed…
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so who watched the oscars last sunday?
*silence*
oh,
only just me?
well according to ( x cnn ),
no one watched.
it was one of the lowest in history.
it brought in 26.5 million viewers compared to last years 33 mill.
i don’t know how that’s low,
but whatever.
well,
our fearless leader got twitter to address the calamity.
this is what he had to font…
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