Posted in FOX SWAGG

Wrap Me Up In Love (and Fox Swagg)

tumblr_mxe4zo0aiP1rig7vyo1_500i am having a problem.
i know.
whats new?
well outside looks like absolute destruction.
blizzard ’16 really did a number in the new yawk forests.
these are the times i’m glad i have no car.
i’d be paying $100 to a lucky hood wolf so he can dig me out.
my problem is:

What am i wearing tomorrow?

i refuse to dress up.
i’m not about to wear my best in the office.
it’s not that serious and i’m hoping everyone stays home.
so one of my biggest fox swagg secrets is pinterest.
i am always on there looking for outfit ideas.
if i see something,
that already resembles what i may have in my closet,
i will recreate it with my own fox swagg.

“you never buy the outfit off the mannequin and wear it.
you simply re-work the idea into your own.” – jamari fox

so i came across three numbers that caught my eye…
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Too Much Time Has Passed Since I Touched Those Little Boys!

elmo has made a statement.
left me looking like when i read it:

i hope he wasn’t being serious…

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Posted in YOUR FIRST THOUGHT

YOUR 50th THOUGHT…. (50)

ratchet mondays is back!
shoe specialists.
rihanna red hair.
fat donkey asses.
bad singers.
glass throwing.
and joe budden

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One of The Hyena’s In This Elmo Case Is An Expert Booty Popper

i don’t know what this has to do with the case,
but i guess this is evidence

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Posted in X MARKS THE FOX

Elmo’s Ex Boyfriend Comes To His Rescue

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when things go wrong,
it helps that you have someone who would have your back.
elmo has his first friend to walk with him throughout these flames.
an f-bi sent this in and it is a bitter sweet cosign…

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The Jackal Feels Like You Have Misunderstood Him

yeah.
you know what?
we did misunderstand him.
we apologize Jackal….

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