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I Would Have Lost (It) At Lunch

imagine you’re at a restaurant,
having lunch with your people,
and this happens
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Our President Is Still Black, But Officially Gone

that was obama saying goodbye to his home of 8 years.
such a beautiful shot from pete souza.

so i was a mess today at work.
the office was also high on emotions.
everyone kept busy,
but there was that underlying sadness in the air.
even though i didn’t agree with a lot of the things he did,
or had a lot of questions,
barack and michelle obama got my tears today.
i tried my hardest to contain them,
but this part of the programming is what really floored me…
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STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING! (LOOK AT MICHELLE OBAMA)

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michelle obama looks fuckin’ AMAZING!
is she wearing her nighty?
she is leaving the white house and decided to go “ig model” on us.
hell,
youtube beauty guru?
no other first lady has looked this good.
none will ever.
her black is truly beautiful.
here are more shots from the time magazine article…
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Meet The “Should Have Been The Next President”, Michelle Obama!

how beautiful is michelle obama?
i’m going to miss her being first lady.
she was so much fun compared to the others.

let’s hit her speech at the dnc one mo’ gin…
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So Michelle Obama Is A Bawdy Builder?

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…like,
how disgusting is this illustration about michelle obama?
why are black vixens always portrayed as “angry” and “aggressive”?
she looks like would bench press that hoe in that pic.
i’d pay to see it.

judging from this twitter,
the owner specializes in republican comics.
this probably already explains a lot.
i had to wonder tho…

What other fuckery will come if Trump is elected president?

photo credited: twitter

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Yeezus Thinks Kim Is More Influential Than Michelle Obama and Other Thoughts

VlqIVRU-1^this is just one of the many delusions of the new yeezus these days.
i want to address the ones (this week) in one entry.
its no surprise that yeezus has changed.
he fighting some cause he wants the big boys above him to cosign.
i’m all for fighting for what you believe in and trying to make a way for yourself,
but when he says shit like this
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