Tag: men
My Vagina Allows Me To Does What I Wants
now before i write this,
i have to add a quick disclaimer.
i love females.
i am on this earth and writing this entry because of a woman.
okay so now that is out the way,
because the “pussy power pantyliner party” would have a fit.
so something made me feel funny while watching #rhoa today.
i always hear females screaming this and i have never agreed with it.
so remember the part on the episode…
Herbalife Is Creating Some Fine Ass Men Tho
so it looks like men now have a hustle.
rather than selling drugs or pitching avon,
fine wolves everywhere are selling this thing called “herbalife”.
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Sex So Good It Got You Suckin’ Ya Thumb
i’m sure thats what even vixen is saying after they saw the following…
first of all,
i had to ask if this was even real?
this picture has been circulating on fb,
and one of the f-bi sent me the full story.
yup “no days off” even on the holiday.
so a vixen comes home and catches her man in bed…
WITH ANOTHER MAN!
*cues dramatic soap opera music*
i can’t…
“If Men Were Gay, There Would Be No War.” End Quote.
this is my quote for that quote:
the following quote comes from morrissey,
former snow something from the rock group smiths…
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Guys… I’m Pregnant.
shit i think these bottoms out here would calm their fast asses down if they knew what “i’m late” felt like.
“shit i’m pregnant!!!!“
“my dumb ass baby father is late with the fuckin’ money this month.“
“who gonna baby sit this brat?“
too bad god didn’t give gay men a uterus.
imagine the maury povich episodes.
LOL
#mybabybottom
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i had to laugh,
but you know i had to sit back and re-examine the situation.
i was talking with a friend last night and we were discussing all the un necessary ultra hoing in this lifestyle.
being gay gives us the pleasure of fuckin’ day in and out.
no worry of being pregnant and dealing with all that extra shit vixen’s deal with.
he cums in and then he’s out.
we can walk around with a wolf’s cum still inside us with no chance of a bundle of joy in 9 months.
with that vision came a headache and an entry…
I’m A Sinner… and I Like it That Way.
Hail Mary, full of grace
Get down on your knees and pray
Jesus Christ, hanging on the cross
Died for our sins, it’s such a loss
Saint Christopher, find my way
I’ll be coming home one day
Saint Sebastian, don’t you cry
Let those poison arrows fly
Saint Anthony, lost and found
Thomas a cryin’, just stand your ground
All those saints and holy men…
Catch me before I sin again
I hate Christians.
I do not hate God.
I love him for the fact that he sent his only begotten son to die on the cross for me.
But, I really hate Bible Thumpers.
I hate them with a passion.
They are what is wrong with church today.
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