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your home should feel cozy

as you know,
i want my own home.
i’m gonna get a sign made on it called:

The Den

anyhoo,
like dicks,
i don’t want it too big.
since it’s just gonna be “me“,
i don’t need a mansion.

sidebar: can i tell you how i loved franklin’s new crib in gta?

when i use to play that,
i’d imagine it was me living there.
i gotta play this game again. 

a townhouse or condo would actually be perfect for this little fox.
well,
a foxholer sent me the following crib and i’m like…

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Who Knew Justin Bieber’s Crib Was Where All The Baller Wolves Go?

tyson-03….”chicken legs”
aka
nba baller wolf of the new york knicks tyson chandler
being one of them.
who knew justin bieber was an untapped resource?
is this a case of “you can’t sit with us”?…

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Anybody Want A Foreclosed Mansion?

… one that belonged to this wolf:

well ai lost his atlanta mansion today.
how the mighty have fallen?…

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Allen Iverson Has His Home Foreclosed On. Will You Lend Him 500k?

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when it rains; it pours.
didn’t i post something a while back on allen and his army tried to attack?

see his jumpoffs coming to his rescue

 i knew what i was talking about.
i guess it needed to reach a news source for it to be considered credible.
smh…

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X Marks The F0x: 400 Pound Belly Up

If you see this face approaching you Foxes…

R U N.

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