Fuck Him While His Mama Home. Don’t Yell.

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you know the nice friend with the cute face?
the one who comes over for dinner religiously?
he loves your cooking.
he always compliments you.
he even attends church service with you
he is me….
…and i’m getting fucked stupid right now as you reading this.
even better,
i’m fucking the daylights your son.
either way thank you.
he is amazing and i’m hooked on that pipe.

that email i got from “angry mama” didn’t phase me one bit.
i been listening to this song lately:

…so i been all the way turnt.
it was funny because all i thought reading the email/facebook message:

Do parents really know their children?

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The Angry Email From The Pre Baller Wolf’s Mama

Mrs._Crabtree

ever so often as a blogger you will get an angry email regarding your content.
comes with the job.
you can’t get insulted by it.
some people will not want their brand associated with you.
put on your big boy pants and keep it movin.
i got a nice email from a very angry mother of a pre baller wolf today.
don’t ask who it is because i’m not tellin’,
but check it out…

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GET OUTTA MY WAY RASHEEDA!!

tumblr_mq233zdZo91rqgekjo3_500don’t fuck with shirlene.
she is a beast with a suv.
why everyone mamas ratchet on this show???
i just caught up on love and hiphop atl since i missed it last night.
well…

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What Happens When His Mama Catches You Having Sex…

to be a teenager again.
so he:

Screen Shot 2013-04-09 at 3.28.35 PM…brings you to his mama house.
he gets a nice good stroke in and his mama walks in.
what happens?
this happens…

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Who Wants To Watch A Movie With Me Tonight? (10)

get some popcorn baby.
i picked up 2 movies for us…

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Don’t Let Your Mama Catch You Running The Train In Her Living Room!

ALL ABOARD!
NEXT STOP: PISSED OFF MAMA!

this young wolf learned a valuable lesson.

1. make sure he knows his mama work schedule.
2. call ya mama to see where she at.

obviously his mind was more concerned with the pussy than the logistics

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