white people took r&b and now they takin’ ratchet.
lol.
an f-bi just sent me this video for “23”.
starring our overly ratchet white step sister,
miley cyrus,
her new boo mike will made it,
juicy j,
and wiz khalifa….
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well dawn robinson is not a happy camper is she?
she quickly erased that tweet too.
sheesh dawn!
cranky much?

*goes to listen to lucy pearl*

“do 1,000 sit ups before breakfast.
2,000 before lunch,
and 10,000 before bedtime.”

“see these rock hard abs?
they came from doing sits on the holy grail and drinking cat blood right after.”

“you can get bouncing pecs too.
just make sure you lift your weight in a mini cooper and then wrestle a rabid raccoon right after.”

“i’m a herbalife life assistant. contact me today.”

is herbalife the male mary kay?
yeah so those are all instagram statuses.
you know i keed.
first it was models,
then it was twerking,
now its the BILF (body i’d like to f).

now we’re talking!
personal trainer wolves have started to flood instagram.
you can’t page hop without seeing compression shorts,
work out videos in the playground,
and sweat juice pecs.
listen i love my wolves with the muscular bodies.
i been known to worship a nice body,
while on my knees with spanish candles burning,
but has anyone noticed that everyone with muscle mass wants to whey in on a workout regiment?
it seems like these wolves who sucked as athletes have decided that training would be their life goal.
how fun is some meaty asshole
telling you that you ain’t shit because you don’t live in the gym?
how fun also that they won’t date anyone who isn’t working out either?
its like they have the personality of a dumbbell.
you notice a majority of these wolves have no one?
how can they have anyone really?
well besides “gymella” and that bitch is pretty much ran through.
hell the illusion of great work out like sex maybe just a fantasy as well.
i don’t mind the free work out tips,
but god forbid i try to hit them up about advice.
hell even personal training sessions…
i mean you are a “personal trainer” right?
i’m starting to think that personal training is all some of them have to offer.
with a gym now on every corner,
and a “steve to stephon” type dude with an instagram account,
i couldn’t help but wonder…

has personal training
become the new fall back career for swaggless men?

rg3 is going to get you to love him.
want him.
need him.
does this make you feel a tingling in your loins?
he lost the cave man dust braids to make you happy…

…ok bye!

lowkey: someone tell him braids and cornrows are out.
period.

…or did she?
@NFL_NBA_Hoe got froggy,
but her ass leaped off twitter once dez bryant threatened to sue.
trickin’ definitely ain’t for kids.

lowkey: i need those emmanuel sanders,
kyrie irving,
daniel gibson,
ochocinco,
and devin thomas dick reports/stroke resumes on my desk by monday tho.

ever so often as a blogger you will get an angry email regarding your content.
comes with the job.
you can’t get insulted by it.
some people will not want their brand associated with you.
put on your big boy pants and keep it movin.
i got a nice email from a very angry mother of a pre baller wolf today.
don’t ask who it is because i’m not tellin’,
but check it out…

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