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they won’t try to ruin chris brown and get away with it

so chris brown is not playing with these hoes.
this is the perfect time for him to drop an album too,
but i digress.
so chris ( x won’t be facing any charges ) for the alleged rape scandal.
since she claims she was allegedly “violently raped”,
he’s about to violently rape her pockets.
too soon?
well this is what chris brown is gonna do next via “tmz”
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evander kane allegedly been shooting up the club with his pistol

“nah baby ima pull out…
i promise ima pull out…
*squirt*
shit…”

for some wolves,
in the heat of the moment,
you might let him shoot up in your club.
in other words,
you’ll let him leave you leaking.
okay,
let me rephrase…

He’ll be bustin’ nuts all in ya

for gays,
we have the issue of catching diseases.
for straights,
it’s diseases and bringing about another human.
nhl baller wolf,
evander kane,
allegedly has been all up in his alleged side’s stomach.
so much so,
she has allegedly gotten pregnant about three times.
now she’s suing and here’s why via “tmz sports”
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So The Male Has Come Forward With Allegations Against Usher

i said to myself about usher:

“This scandal is going in a complete direction i didn’t think it would…”

can i be completely honest?
i was waiting for an alleged male to come out with a story.
now i love usher,
but the forests have always been a bark.
well a foxholer brought to my desk more alleged confessions.
this time a male is filing a lawsuit against usher via tmz
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Round 2? (Usher Is The One Getting A Bumpy Ride)

 when it rains it may just cause a tsunami.
ain’t that right,
usher?
his alleged “fucking” habit,
with that alleged bumpy situation,
may end up costing him more bread from hoes everywhere.
another one has come forward with a lawsuit.
this is what tmz had to say…
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Fatal (Alleged) Gay Attraction: The Blues of The Bishop and The Gospel Singer?

denial.
it isn’t just a river.
so everyone meet bishop jeffrey thomas.
he is in quite the scandal with gospel singer,
james hall:

allegedly,
the bishop nose was so wide open off the “straight” gospel singer,
it lead to some alleged miscommunication and slander.
you might need to sit down for this.
a few f-bis sent in this story for the foxhole via the new york daily news
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Curtis Jackson Gets An Alleged Lawsuit Deal

i mean,
it ain’t stuntin’ if you don’t got it,
right?
well the cocky rapper wolf bae,
curtis jackson aka 50 cent,
always lets us know he got it.

i’m sure he got the money for this alleged lawsuit too.
( x remember this? )
well she is lawyered up now and well…
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