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lana del rey takes another swing on the hill the horse died on

wtf is going on with celebs today during this rona?
why can’t some of them be more like b and rih?
hell,
nicki has sat her ass down and is taking a much needed break.
lana del rey was someone who i thought carried herself like a real celeb.
she comes out with music,
does the promo for it,
and keeps herself out of trouble when she is off.
as you know,
she released a “letter” that ( x rubbed everyone the wrong way ).
well she released a video on ig tv...
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lana del rey decided to go swimming with the alligators

lana del rey was a visual orgasm when she first came out.
well,
the second time with “born to die“.
her visuals for that album era was everything.
the performances was left to be desired,
but she gave me life the way her music made me feel.
these days,
her music has gone left since her debut.
i’m not as hyped about her as i use to be.
when i saw that lana is trending today,
i thought it might have been a new single.
nope,
it was this ig post
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lana del rey wants to fight azealia banks

i really wish lana wouldn’t have responded.
lana del rey‘s first album is a whole mood.
ya’ll know i’m about that “born to die” life.
every time i listen to her music,
it makes me feel something.
azealia banks,
who makes her appearance soon in this entry,
collaborated with lana on the “blue jeans” remix.
well,
they’re in full beef mode today.
lana tweeted this
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Please Tell Me This Ain’t The Real “Lana Del Rey” (Ugh)

i’m disappointed with lana del rey.
i like her and listen to her music,
but the following video has me looking at her sideways.
so a fan wanted to take a selfie with her after the met gala.
this is what happened via tmz
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I’m Going To Be On My Honeymoon Alone

lana-del-rey-honeymoon-cover-413x413i dig her.
i seriously dig her.
lana del rey is my spirit animal.
you know this.
i have talked about what her music does to me.
i cannot wait for “honeymoon” this week.
well she released a track called “music to watch boys to” and…
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Lets Go Get High By The Beach

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when lana del rey debuted her first album,
“born to die”,
it made mean instant fan.
she is definitely not for everyone.
her nicotine “marlboro lights” vocals always give me everything i need.
the songs on that album made me feel like a spoilt gold diggin’ semi-ratch hoe.
one who grew up in long island in the 80s,
goes through baller wolves like toilet paper,
and lives an extremely fast life.
her second album,
ultraviolence,
was extremely dark and damn near depressed me.
it made me think of a spoilt gold diggin’ semi-ratch hoe,
one from the 80s,
who is in a tumultuous “dl” relationship with an older baller wolf.
so as you know,
i’m a rabid fan.
well when she debuted her new single,
“high by the beach” from her upcoming album “honeymoon”,
you already know i was ready to take a listen.
i watched the new video for the first time today.
well i’m absolutely…
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