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JoJo Simmons Learned Yesterday

this shoulda been titled:

“i just wanted to do hoodrat shit with my friends”

anyway,
everyone wants to talk shit online,
but when it comes time for punishment,
you find out it is more bark than bite.
isn’t it always like that?
jojo simmons:

jojo… son of rev run and run’s house fame,
made a diss track about juelz santana:

well one of juelz goons didn’t take it too kindly and well…

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Thug Claims It Is Not Gay To Give Throat

“ya heard me brody?
whoadie check me out right dere, ya heard?
ain’t gay to suck some lean mean peen.
ain’t gay to have a dick in ya booty hole

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Bow Wow Never Tried Anal Because Gay People Do It

why has bow wow become so annoying now?

i really thought since he got his job at 106,
he would calm the fuck down.
every week it’s some new shit with him.
child support.
broke.
the other week was supahead filming him as he got dressed from supposedly getting some pussy.
now he is talking about how he lost his virginity on sway’s morning radio show.

of course, she denied it…

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If You Have A Dick, Don’t Be Front Row At A Miguel Concert

miguel is one big pussy… monster?
lord.
i caused too much controversy today with jbrooka.
i’ll let you guys handle this one…

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We Were In There Like Swimwear and Swam for Three Hours To A Standing Ovation.

so last night,
i gathered up my vixen and we went to see batman: the dark knight rises.
now, a fox got his ticket a while ago because it was already sold out.
due to the massacre in Colorado,
i was skeptical about even going.
i mean, OD was straight about to cancel.
but, i figured if it my time to go,
i can’t postpone the inevitable.
i did hear there was crazy police detail so it calmed me down some.
even though the NYPD ain’t shit.
we all know this…..

we got there and…

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The Real Mister That Is Jamari Fox Show

All these people are stupid.
I don’t care what anyone tells me.
Every last one of them are stupid.
They have no idea how to play the game.
I’m more ashamed with that potential Hyena on there.
This is what’s wrong with good ho’ing today….

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