aunt wendy taught me how to be media trained without her knowing.
there is some shit you say/font out loud and other shit you keep at the kitchen table.

kitchen table talk (v): when you are spilling tea with your people with the intentions of it staying between ya’ll and Jesus.

that is when you spill that you fucked someone and it was terrible or mind blowing,
or my personal fav:
“YOU FUCKED HIM?!?!?”

that being fonted i have A LOT of kitchen table font with my Foxholers.
i always ask if i can share because sometimes the tea is PIPIN’.
that being fonted:

many males,
especially straights,
love to talk and font for brownie points outside of kitchen table talk.

(ex)-boxing jackal,
adrien broner,
has allegedly fucked a lot of pretty attentionistas it seems.
he decided to expose everyone he fucked on his IG with “the toxic test“…

this is a learning lesson on when to shut the f*ck up.
it’s a shame that zoe kravitz had to be the example in that lesson.
during slap-gate at the oscars,
zoe used this to caption her picture:

Zoë Kravitz calls out Will Smith in new Instagram posts and says she doesn’t support the way the actor chose to defend Jada Pinkett-Smith. pic.twitter.com/NPIJ8x1US8

— Pop Crave (@PopCrave) March 29, 2022

…when some of the white folks in hollywood were doing it.
i love she used the incident to highlight her dress.
that wasn’t weird at all.
/s
she has since deleted the picture and regrets what she wrote…

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