someone asked me at work today:
What do you think of the new JT?”
i don’t think of jt at all.
unless it’s for a foxhole entry,
i saw this:
…and i figured he went “white” on us.
“it feels like mountains,
wasn’t remotely interested.
so i said i’d check out his latest video “filthy” and…
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i remember i saw ^that incident live.
“nipplegate” starring janet and justin timberlake.
i was at my homeboys crib for that superbowl.
it happened so fast.
i think i blinked mid titty.
i got mad calls right after like…
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^that is what started the “justin timberlake” dragging last night.
why didn’t you just keep quiet?
a few stones would have blown over.
now they rolling boulders over your ass.
it got so bad,
justin had to back peddle because he was running out of hair follicles.
in a very random defense,
decided to jump in the dragging to save justin timberlake.
this is what he posted on his instagram…
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it has been ten years since “tittygate” happened.
when janet jackson’s wild titty flew out at the superbowl halftime show.
well since then her career has pretty much come to an end.
on the flip side,
justin timberlake became more successful.
here is a reminder of that faithful day ten years ago…
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what the hell is going on in this new justin timberlake video for mirrors?…
“hey wassup jamari.”
“who the hell is this?”
my rude ass,
but that is how it all started.
that was the text i got a few days ago.
didn’t know the number.
i wasn’t about to answer,
but something told me to.
who knew star fox would be involved in this…