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Justin Timberlake Wants Your Money and Attention

someone asked me at work today:

“Sooooo…
What do you think of the new JT?”

i don’t think of jt at all.
unless it’s for a foxhole entry,
of course.
i saw this:

…and i figured he went “white” on us.
“it feels like mountains,
trees,
campfires,
like
wild west…
but nah.”
wasn’t remotely interested.
so i said i’d check out his latest video “filthy” and…
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Janet Better Not Answer Justin Timberlake’s Calls

2004.
i remember i saw ^that incident live.
“nipplegate” starring janet and justin timberlake.
i was at my homeboys crib for that superbowl.
it happened so fast.
i think i blinked mid titty.
i got mad calls right after like…
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Why Did Tank Jump In This “Justin Timberlake Dragging”?

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^that is what started the “justin timberlake” dragging last night.
oh justin.
why didn’t you just keep quiet?
a few stones would have blown over.
now they rolling boulders over your ass.

it got so bad,
justin had to back peddle because he was running out of hair follicles.
well tank,
in a very random defense,
decided to jump in the dragging to save justin timberlake.
this is what he posted on his instagram
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It’s Been Ten Years Already?

janetjustinyup.
it has been ten years since “tittygate” happened.

remember?
when janet jackson’s wild titty flew out at the superbowl halftime show.
well since then her career has pretty much come to an end.
on the flip side,
  justin timberlake became more successful.
here is a reminder of that faithful day ten years ago
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To Hell With A Mirror; I May Need A Magnifying Glass.

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ummmmmmmmmm.
what the hell is going on in this new justin timberlake video for mirrors?…

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The Blind Was Led To Me

“hey wassup jamari.”
“who the hell is this?”

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my rude ass,
but that is how it all started.
that was the text i got a few days ago.
didn’t know the number.
i wasn’t about to answer,
but something told me to.
who knew star fox would be involved in this…

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