i am a hoarder.
that’s right.
i like to hoard things for the memories they provide.
that movie ticket with that wolf that gave me a good time.
the umbrella from my daiquiri to remember the fun times with friends.
that used condom from when a wolf blew my back out.
i’m totally kiddin on that last part.
yup.
i like to hoard these things to hold on to the “past”.
one thing i use to hoard was people.
holding on to what they use to bring,
rather than seeing that they don’t bring that same joy anymore.
i know you felt that one.
some of them just vanished.
others we had falling out.
then the ones who you see in public and they try to avoid you.
i still kept their numbers just in case.
just in case what tho?
so i had to ask…

Do you hoard people in your life?

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i wont even get into the bore that was the billboard music awards.
i found myself bored,
but some of the performances were kinda…
well you be the judge.

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since i’m in a heavy mood,
i wanted to lighten up the foxhole.
go back to when you first stepped on the scene.
way back when.
you are excited at what you are about to present the world.
now look at who you are.
what has changed from then to now?
do you like it?
are you still likeable?
well this round is called:

THEN/NOW: THE MUSIC VIDEO DIVA EDITION

lets take a look at the contestants…

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it’s obvious mariah and nicki hate each other.
i thought it was for the show,
but i’m starting to think the feelings are legit mutual.
last night mariah subtly reminded nicki who the boss is:

nicki decided to subtly remind mariah who she is also…

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yeah as tough as that.
lol jk.
10 foxi points for who can get the answers for those fractions…
seriously speaking,
i need a breakdown on this video…

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before i start on yours…

did she look like a bag of money tonight?!?!?!
[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHSO6lEaXFU]
[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8880GZM4lqQ&w=560&h=315]
they looked really cute:

i loved how well they cleaned up.
that is how you do it.
you did me proud breezy wolf.
okay got that out the way.
now onto frankie…..

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