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evander kane allegedly been shooting up the club with his pistol

“nah baby ima pull out…
i promise ima pull out…
*squirt*
shit…”

for some wolves,
in the heat of the moment,
you might let him shoot up in your club.
in other words,
you’ll let him leave you leaking.
okay,
let me rephrase…

He’ll be bustin’ nuts all in ya

for gays,
we have the issue of catching diseases.
for straights,
it’s diseases and bringing about another human.
nhl baller wolf,
evander kane,
allegedly has been all up in his alleged side’s stomach.
so much so,
she has allegedly gotten pregnant about three times.
now she’s suing and here’s why via “tmz sports”
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Daddy, Take The Condom Off and Take It Home With You.

nba baller wolf,
derrick rose,
ended up being an alleged hot mess,
didn’t he?
i didn’t think i would hear a “rape” story in his future.
hell i didn’t hear “baby daddy” either.
well in a court testimony,
derrick rose reveals what the nba coaches teach their baller wolves
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