Kim Kardashian will file for divorce this morning, after 72 days of not-so-wedded bliss to Kris Humphries … TMZ has learned.

We’re told even though the marriage was short, she will not seek an annulment. It’s a garden variety divorce, in which Kim cites “irreconcilable differences.”

We’re told the date of separation is listed as today, Oct. 31, 2011.

Kim has hired disso-queen Laura Wasser, who has repped the likes of Britney Spears, Maria Shriver, Angelina Jolie, Ryan Reynolds, and Robyn Gibson, Mel’s almost ex-wife.

As we first reported, the couple has a prenuptial agreement … Kim made sure of that.

Rumors of a split had been swirling for some time and the two were spotted out to dinner earlier this week … looking less than pleased with one another.

The couple was married on August 20 in a lavish ceremony  in Montecito, CA. There are reports that the wedding cost as much as $10 mil, which means $138,888 for every day until today.

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They say judge and yee shall be also judged.

I am starting to believe that phrase was started by someone
who was talked about and could not handle the heat.
Do people really believe they will go through life,
judgement free,
just by not judging someone else?
That is a foolish way to think.
But, can you be someone who does stupid things and expect people to be okay with it?

Are some people just prone to forever being foolish?

Continue reading “The True Tale of the Other Asshole” →

Imagine tomorrow that you meet the Wolf of your dreams.
He is everything you would ever hope for in a Wolf physically:

You both hit it off instantly after a few night of great conversation.
He asks to take you out on a low key dinner date at this quiet spot he knows.
He brings you to this nice restaurant located in a quiet part of your city.
At the end of dinner, he actually pulls out his wallet to pay for dinner.
When he drops you home, you decide to ask him if he wants to come inside to “talk”.
By “talk” you mean rip his clothes off and fuck him like it was the end of the world.

After all the small talk on the couch, you both give each other “the eye” .
You know “the eye”.
It is that moment when you look at someone that you are attracted to,
as they are to you,
and you gaze in each others eyes for longer than 5 seconds.
It ends with a smirk and you both looking in the other direction.

Why you frontin?
You know you want it my little Fox…

After an awkward silence, you put your hand on his muscular thigh.
He looks at you, gives you that “Oh I know what that means” look, and then it happens.
He grabs you by your face and plants the juiciest kiss on those lips of yours.
After a good 15 minutes of kissing, he pulls your shirt off from over your head.
You unbutton his pants and you throw your lips on that beautiful dick.
It is a beautiful dick because it is everything you hoped for when he pulled his jeans down.
For living up to your expectations, you give him the best sloppy dome of his life.
You got the muthafucka moaning, groaning, and leg shaking like crazy!
He bends you over, eats you out for a good fifteen minutes, and then pulls all his clothes off.
He sticks that same beautiful dick  in you slowly.
After a few slow strokes, he gets all the way in and starts to give it to you right.
You are already pre-cumming because you are getting off to the sight of how fine he is.
He has the stroke of champions that any Wolf with good dick has.
He throws his back into it and not the stiff pounding motion other Wolves are use too.

After a major good 25 minutes of intense fucking, he forgets to pull out and nuts all in you.
In the heat of the moment, bent over your couch, you also forget to tell him get a condom.
He smacks you on the ass which means “job well done baby”.
He gets dressed, kisses you on the cheek, and says “I’ll call you” before he makes his exit.
You anticipate his call because you know after that encounter, you have him wrapped around your finger.

In reality, he won’t be calling you ever again.
Matter a fact, everything he told you was pretty much a lie.
He also forgot to tell you that he found out he was positive two weeks ago and wasn’t taking it well.
His ex-boyfriend gave it to him after cheating on him with someone he met from the club.
His ex-boyfriend was cheating on him with a whole bunch of Wolves actually.
So who knows WHERE he got it from.
Now the Wolf you just had up in you raw was in a “fuck it” mode.
He fucked the last three Foxes before you without a condom.
While you think you just had a great 1 night stand with the Wolf of your dreams,
he is off to spread his raw revenge all over town…

Continue reading “The Scariest Thing You Will Never See” →

Sorry, I had to ask.

He has been playing some decent football lately.
Maybe he isn’t fucking ANYONE because when he was, he got distracted.
You know Showtime is a Showboat and when that happens…
… The show is OVER.

Well, looks like he has brought his A game to the field this year…
… and to RocaWear for a new winter ad campaign.

Continue reading “I Wonder Who Devin Thomas Is F*cking?” →

Ray J is kinda… corny.

We all figured this out years ago.
He will always be “Brandy’s Brother” or “The Idiot Who Made Kim Kardashian Relevant” in my eyes.
Then what gets me is he stay trying to be some kind of gangsta.
SONJA NORWOOD AIN’T RAISE NO GANGSTAS!!!!
So he can cut that shit out (see audio from radio interview after Fabolous fight)…

Ray J is a handsome dude those lips I’d like to ride.
Even though, I have a sneaky feeling he wouldn’t be looking for a FOX.
Besides him packing some major steel in his tighty whiteys…

(see Ray J/Kim K sexual sleep-fest)…
…He also packs major Charmin in the back.

Was I the only one who knew Ray J had a nice tail?

Continue reading “Ray J: The Fattest Cakes In R and B?” →

I love to hear about happy endings.

I have always liked to hear about people falling in love.
Men, women, aliens… whatever.
It always seem to do something to me on inside.
I use to get sad and wonder when will my Prince come couple years ago.
But, these days, I actually love to hear a good love story.
Makes me want to search harder to find someone to call my own.
But I had to ask:

Are some people just lucky in finding love?

Continue reading “This Will Be (An Everlasting Luck)” →