I’m In The Mood To Swallow Something Smooth For Dinner

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i wanted something nice to drink with dinner.
nothing too hard.
so i put on my clothes to head to the likka sto.
as i’m walking i spot this fine ass wolf talkin’ to some vixen.
all in my grill.
eye fuckin me rea slow.
i return the favor.
he was spanish.
brown sugar.
long hair.
kinda tall.
built.
she was… cute.
wasn’t me tho.
i stood next to them to cross the street.
he is sneakin’ looks as she was all over him.
pissed because i wanted to get that number,
but i knew it wasn’t happening.
i get to the likka sto’ and i dunno what to get.
alize?
nuvo?
mixed with a little v.s.o.p?
i decided on…

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Baller Wolf Marcus Jordan Had A Small Penis Leak Last Night

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marcus jordan,
son of michael jordan,
had a booboo last night.
he tweeted his penis picture by mistake,
but cleverly erased it before anyone else saw it.
he must not know my f-bi doesn’t miss a thing…

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Wendell Lissimore: The Model Wolf of Dreams and Declarations

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the delicious model wolf wendell lissimore.
i remember when i first saw him.
he was on some show on centric.
“model males”.
“males 4 models.”
“modelling males 4 models.”
aww hell i dunno the name,
but i do remember he was beefing with some other male model.
either way wendell stood out as someone i’d let smash.
nice ‘n’ hard.
would you?…

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Would You Stick Your Dick In You?

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“would you date you?”

i want you to really think about that.
sure we think we’re the best thing since sliced bread and the remote control,
but would other men see it that way?
have you ever stepped outside of the
clothes,
jewelry,
cars,
and the swagginess
and asked yourself if you are a date-able person?
are you a good person?
you are probably good enough to fuck,
but i had to ask…

Are you good enough to cuff?

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MEAT: (380)

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from the front

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Tyson Chandler Is Pretty Tiny Below

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tyson chandler of the new york knicks has a small issue.
can you guess what i’m talking about?…

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