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Romeo, Romeo, Where Art Thou Romeo. Is It In Your Underwear?

is that right romeo?
well is it in the front?
or is it…

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Fall Is Perfect: A Romance, An Adventure, and The Unpredicted Thereafter?

happy labor day foxhole.
today has been a quiet day for me.
watching movies,
thinking,
and putting my resume together.
2013 is almost over.
four more months until we go into 2014.
this year has been pretty blah for me.
spring was a disaster central.
summer was wack sauce.
fall?
i need to start thinking about a job.
im ready for my trump check.
i’m ready to make my #comeback.
i’m ready for my last first kiss.

so in the spirit of today,
i had to ask…

How do you plan on closing out these last few months?

Tyler Perry Lays Those Hands On TD Jakes (Can He Lay Hands On Me Next?)

so while i was dealing with the funeral arrangements for mickey mouse,
i was watching td jakes church online this morning.
you know i like to get my word from my laptop.
praise jesus!
it was the potter’s house big mega fest weekend and this was the closing sunday service.
tyler perry was there and he had some interesting stuff to say to the audience,
as well as get in the spirit and well…

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“You Wanna Piece of Me, You Little Punk?” Said Mrs. Elephant

who knew elephants didn’t “play that”?
so im trying to get my mind back in order after my traumatizing day.
this is the first thing i see on youtube.
i had to show and tell…
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No I Don’t Want You Here So You Better Get Out And Don’t Look Back.

my worst fear realized.
so i’m in the crib this morning,
washing dishes,
listening to the word from dallas.
i look and see this thing curled up in the drain.
at first i thought it may have been a tea bag or something.
nope.
it was a dead mouse.
yup.
dropped all the shit and ran out the kitchen.
i stayed in my bedroom for practically the entire afternoon.
i wanted to come write something about introverts,
but i couldn’t even get my mind right to focus.
funny enough,
i kept having these visions a mouse was in my crib.
there was no mouse droppings anywhere.
no sign of anything.
i just had a feeling something may be in my apartment.
well i was right.
and i fucking flipped.
i went and asked my neighbor’s mama if she could come get it.
#noshame
#wasinbitchmode
#menahcurr
she was nice enough to get it.
i haven’t seen a mouse in here in years.
one came in through a crack in my closet a couple years ago.
got that fixed.
now we dying in my drain?
how the fuck it got in my sink?
i don’t leave food anywhere.
i put all my scraps in a bag for the freezer.
i leave nothing out.
empty trash regularly.
how in every bit of mickey mouse fuck….?
i can’t and will not.
dead ass i was about to move.
i wasn’t even playing.