ummm, you’re packed and you’re stacked ‘specially in the back
wolfie i wanna thank your mother for a butt like that (thanks, mom)
can I get some fries with that shake-shake boobie?
if looks could kill you would be an uzi
you’re a shotgun – bang!
what’s up with that thang?
i wanna know how does it hang?
straight up, wait up, hold up, mr. lover
like prince said you’re a sexy mutha-
well-a, i like ’em real wild, b-boy style by the mile
smooth black skin with a smile
bright as the sun
i wanna have some fun
come (come) and (hmmm) give me some of that yum-yum
chocolate chip, honey dip, can i get a scoop? (please)
baby, take a ride in my coupe,
you make me wanna…

x ya feel me?

did you get down on your knees this morning?
you should be thankful god woke you up.
grateful to be brought out of yesterday safely.
it’s also going to be an amazing week a-head…
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they put anything on vine these days.
what does this white baby know about lil boosie?
  his owner may know…

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obviously tami roman didn’t see this in editing.
so this flashed across my timeline.
i’m listening to yeezus and not watching bb wives.
i may have to tune in.
even though tami can be a bully of epic proportions,
she should realize:

lowkey: oh she just put this:

well duh tami.
they are adult mean girls.
wasn’t she one too?
  tami wasn’t feeling this way when she was in the circle.
talkin’ shit about all the other chicks of basketball girlfriend’s past.
finally realizing you’re just a square t?

x go check up on tami twitter

who would have thought in a million years,
baller wolves tim tebow and vince young,
would be struggling to find a team?
as you know tim has been cut three times since being drafted.
vince was just banished and left for dead.
is there a #comeback in the cards for these two?
or are they just busts?
well who knows really.
tim has charisma,
his virginity,
the bible,
and most of all – white.
vince went and got his degree in applied learning and development.
good for him for getting that plan b.
whatever the outcome is,
the foxhole wishes them the bust… er, the best!

x read about tim’s bust
x read about vince’s bust

is that right romeo?
well is it in the front?
or is it…

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