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iphone cords and the bankhead bounce: the side effects of the jab from dominique de silva?

i’m gonna drag this attentionista this morning.
she got me feeling TIGHT.
i feel like the internet loves a good liar.
we make “influencers” out of liars.
the internet loves everything we see and choose to believe.
we have to be careful what we consume on this internet.
so many people out here are posting shit and we believe it upon first glance.
^that she-jackal,
whose name is dominique de silva (who goes by @queencitydom) from charlotte,
had me shook from taking the vaccine.
i saw this video right before i got jabbed:

…and had to be talked down from off the roof by my friends.
even tho i was shooketh,
i still ended up getting it but was paranoid af with the “what if?” questions.
so according to “toofab”,
this young karen was allegedly lying about the whole thing.
so much so,
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i got my phatty filled and apparently that man juice wasn’t good (enough)?

we’ve got a new thing to stan for these days.
nope,
it’s not a new singing diva with long hair and great choreography.

It’s the curvy bottles with the potential rona protection from the various vaccines.

folks are hee-hawing over which vaccine they got.
we got the “moderna gang”,
“j&j crew”,
and “pzifer phattys” taking the stage.


i know.
folks don’t evolve from being dorks.
aside from that,
i am a bit concerned about the jab i got tho…

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are you ending friendships over the jab?

i told myself that i wasn’t gonna become “one of those people”.
someone who is looking down on friends because they choose not be get jabbed.
as someone who lost one of his best friends so suddenly,
i overly-care about the people i’ve labeled “friends”.

Not to be confused the assholes who have left my life because they were terrible friends.

the ones who shouldn’t even have friends because they fumble the bag consistently.

i’m referring to the genuine friends that are in my tribe.
i know we won’t agree on everything,
but i knew the “jabbed vs un-jabbed” life we are living would make us take sides.
so one of my best friends is anti-jabber.
she agrees with the conspiracies and all of that.

she sent me that she was at a rally over the covid mandates in new yawk.
they are banning the un-jabbed from gyms,
restaurants,
ball games,
and concerts starting next week.
you know folks out here are angry

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