“where is my dinner?”

“i’m sorry,
i got in late because i had so much stuff to do for you…”

“that isn’t the question.”

“i’m sorry.
i’ll make dinner now.
i’ll put on something quick.”

“i don’t want something quick.
see thats the bullshit i’m talking about…”

“you said you were hungry…”

“yes,
but i don’t want no half assed shit…”

“well what do you want me to do?”

“i want you to get in the kitchen and make me a full fuckin meal.
you should have started that hours ago.”

“but i had to get your dry cleaning,
get the car looked at,
and…”

“again,
you should have started that early.
now dinner is going to be late and i’m hungry.”

“i’m sorry…”

you know what i’ve realized these last two years…
Continue reading “What Happened to You, Jamari Fox?” →

i love the delusional…
so simone biles,
our olympic gymnast vixen,
doesn’t seem to own a mirror.
that or she wears her rose colored glasses everywhere.
i don’t think she knows what she looks like.
well she was asked on access hollywood:

“Who would you want to play you in a movie?”

this is what she answered…
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if i didn’t believe in karma before…
s0 ^that tweet came from bishop ken adkins.
he had a lot to say about the pulse orlando shootings.
he felt like all the gays deserved to die in that tragic incident.
well in a karmic twist,
brutha jackal adkins got himself arrested.
you won’t believe for…
Continue reading “The Bishop Allegedly Likes “Touch Me; Tease Me” For Praise and Worship” →

2016 taught me something.
hell i think my life has all come down to this lesson.
one i had to keep learning over and over:

You can’t be nice to these pineapples

they will take your niceness for weakness.
in the jungles,
the weakest animal is usually a target.
once they do that,
they will drain you for all that you have.
as soon as that’s done,
they will toss you to the side and look for a new supply.
you see the other animals don’t try no fuck shit with a lion.
a little fox tho?
yeah.
my job has done it all that,
but today,
and i had to get them right…
Continue reading “Jamari, I Need You To Come (I NEED YOU TO COME NOW!)” →

so young thug is no stranger to making the forest’s talk.
well he has a new album on the way called “jeffery”.
this is the alleged album cover he posted and quickly deleted…
Continue reading “I Can’t Wait To See Young Thug Album Cover on Straight Wolves Phones” →

i love ^that shit.
the arch>>>>
the muscular cheeks>>>
i like when a wolf’s tail has that look.
marcus lives in my fantasies.
thank you foto119 for making them lit.

foto taken: foto119