i’d let lamont johnson dive right in.
deep.
af.
i want him swimming in my all of my wetness.
after a long and hard work day,
nothing is better than a wolf taking a dip in your foxhole.
well lamont had a shoot for “envy saje” swim wear.
it was shot by “the cam killa” and this is what they did…
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i mean,
ima be bold af with it.
social media is RUINING celebs and legends.
the mystery has died a long time ago with them.
that,
or we just needed to know them for who they really are.
brandy…
i didn’t see this for her.
like,
at all.
so today is whitney houston’s birthday.
“the jasmine brand” put up brandy’s tribute post to her…
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i’m so glad i didn’t have to “penis measure” to my father.
that would have been exciting.
/endsarcasm
Lord knows i would have failed.
well boosie,
a rapping jackal supreme,
male cub had a birthday recently.
in “fathers doing too much” news,
this is what boosie allegedly told him on instagram…
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jim jones is a walking thirst trap.
from the sagging to show off the bakery and now the following.
“this” also explains why chrissy is crazy af.
i get it now via his instagram…
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ya know,
being a receptionist is pretty simple.
it’s all about:

answering phones
taking packages
being courteous

you’re basically a guardian of the gate.
you are in control of your office.
no one can get through to see anyone without your approval.
i love that idea.
at my new gig,
it gets busy but…

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lance gross is still #wolfgoals.
remember when he was a staple in the foxhole?
he had a cub,
got married,
and vanished off the radar.
well he has been making a come back.
when he posted this on his ig…
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