this alleged pipe leakage made me crave a juicy sausage

i haven’t had a juicy sausage in a minute.
tbh,
i haven’t really been feeling meats all that much.
i’ve been highkey dealing with the vegetarian menu.
don’t get me wrong,
i love a thick piece of juicy steak in my mouth…

…but the way some of these meat be getting recalled,
I have been extremely cautious.

uh,
are we fonting about food or menz?
anyhoo,
the alleged juicy meat on this attentionisto tho…

made my mouth water.
heavy…

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saquon barkley didn’t get the “scheduling conflicts” group chat message, apparently

i know,
it sucks.

we think everyone black and fine has great decision making.
nfl baller wolf of the eagles,
jalen hurts,
is black and fine but seems to have great decision making.

…but why didn’t his teammate,
Saquon Barkley,
have great decision making?

that was the question i asked my friend yesterday.
he responded:

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why rhyheim shabazz has the bigger D than the other OF “stars”

Jackson Oliveira | Manzonni @themanzonni

do we still know how to be mysterious in a forest that rewards oversharing?
rhyheim shabazz carries himself differently.
not just as a black adult content creating hybrid,
but one who knows his worth without having to explain it.
now i’ll admit:
i don’t exactly subscribe to his work but i see it,
and more importantly,
i see him.
i came across this tweet and it said:

and i thought,
damn

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the hard launch that made me fall to my knees

“Yo,
you see this shit?”

i didn’t see any shit besides watching netflix and YOU.
God,
penn bagdley is so fine.

my white wolf friend directed me to the shit he was fonting about.
i became sick

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trans vixens outing males like gay males is a contradiction.

there are many trans vixens who baffle me in 2025.
like,
straight up “i need an updated file” type of baffling.

anytime i font about the following and ask a particular question,
no one has anything to say/font back.

Trans vixens can’t be seen as vixens but outing males like gay males.

it’s like they are still living as gay males with female trauma.
a trans she jackal in houston exposed males in her DMS that were trying to talk to her.
they are titled as “DL males” but then i had a thought via “the root”

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i am a passport hoe and got my cheeks annihilated by a booty terrorist

whenever you read stories like the following,
you imagine the gay was having wild sex with someone who looks like ^this.
more than likely,
it was more like this:

i’d imagine if a gay bagged a real sexy afghan,
he would be barefoot with a pregnant surrogate.

toyosi osideinde,
the black gay in that picture,
said he was getting his tail to’ up from a afghan terrorist while watching gossip girl.
it’s the way he told this story via the post

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