I Forgive You For Planning To Kill Me For 11 Years

snellville7n-1-webwell remember these two stunning jackals?
christopher ervin and cameron ervin.
well they tried to kill their parents and blow them to smithereens in their atlanta home.
( x read here for refresher )
well you know i was going to keep my nose in this story.
as always this fox has updates!
check the motive…

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Dick Pics Make The World Go Round

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“i know you want to see me naked.
low-key…
i want to see you naked as well.
if thats what you look like with your shirt on,
i can’t stop imagining what the whole package looks like.
the thing is baby…
i like you.
well i like what you are bringing to the table so far.
this first conversation is cool.
hell i don’t even know your last name or what your favorite color is.
i just don’t want to move so fast baby.
i want to get to know you better.
is that cool?
hello?
…um.
hello…?”

it amazes me how people are so quick to trade naked pics so fast…
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The Good and Bad Of What The Universe Has To Offer

deeper-brown-raised-handso the universe has been working on and off recently.
from getting a raise to work wolf getting shitted on.
other little things have happened as well.
my favorite is when i think about someone i haven’t seen in a while.
suddenly they pop up.
thats always fun.
well this morning i woke up real tired.
i didn’t really sleep at all last night.
i go and hop in the shower….
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Michael Sam Is Getting It Together

tumblr_nj5ruk4b5Z1r49l3lo1_1280i don’t know whats happening in this picture.
either way,
after careful deciding on our end,
michael sam is about to do a career change.
kinda.
i guess he realized that “football thing” hasn’t been working out.
so like any falling star,
he announced his latest life plans via twitter…
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Work Wolf Got Shitted On

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today i was tired as hell.
i could not wait to leave the office.
so as i’m leaving,
i saw work wolf getting into the same elevator as me.

“great.”

i think i added a “fuck” there as well.
so i’m on this car and he is all in my grillz.
i was trying to avoid eye contact.
he hasn’t hit me up in texts since last week.
when i got out,
he called my name…
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THIS (MEAT) OR THAT (MEAT)?

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lonnie’s pecs have grown nicely over the years tho.
rod is looking like chocolate wolf heaven.
i wouldn’t know who to pick.
lonnie’s meat seems like a better flavor tho.
 between these two tho…
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