i think i added a “fuck” there as well.
so i’m on this car and he is all in my grillz.
i was trying to avoid eye contact.
he hasn’t hit me up in texts since last week.
when i got out,
he called my name…
i turned around and said a dry “wassup”.
i tried to play “nice fox”.
so he started telling me how sorry he was.
he been thinking about me a lot and knows he hurt me bad.
i didn’t disagree.
i even told him he was a big asshole.
he also didn’t disagree.
when we got outside,
we stood there talking for a minute or two.
i was telling him how i’m not comfortable with him.
i don’t know how a friendship can even mend after this.
all of a sudden,
i saw him run a few feet away and turn around with his hands up.
“whats the hell is wrong with you?”
i thought he was going crazy.
did i need to run?
“jamari whats in my hair?????”
when i looked,
i saw this brown white gooey stuff.
a bird done shitted on his head.
it was a lot of bird shit too.
it missed me,
but he wasn’t so lucky.
he ran back in the building to go clean it off.
i left and went home.
i guess the universe owed me a favor.