i’m starting to think there is a drug in these forests that’s hard to kick.
what’s it called?
“being an attentionisto“.
it’s like coke.
once you get that first hit,
you keep searching for that same high over and over.
instead of it being snorted up your nose,
it’s the likes and attention that comes with social media.
jon moody seems to have gotten that hit.
ever since he got on “southern charm: new orleans”,
he has been rather extra.
well a foxholer sent me this video he put on his ig…
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^this pic goes hard.
are they really “a ship”?
dare i font,
but lamont johnson and kierra skye would be cute together.
if they aren’t already.
honestly,
i try not to watch lamont’s vlogs that much.
why?
i’m tired of the mystique being taken away.
once they start opening their mouths,
the wrong thing might come flying out.
well lamont released a skit on his channel.
it’s called “nice for what”.
well…
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clarence is handsome,
but he is kinda dry.
i like to admire him from ig rather than his vlogs.
i feel like vlogging ends up ruining some of these attentionistos.
one of the reasons i stay away from lamont johnson’s vlog too.
i want to keep that mystique going.
well clarence is dating another youtuber named queen.
i didn’t know clarence was packin like this…
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i might need to become a photographer as a hobby.
well,
a “baby oil rubber-oner”.
“male enthusiast”,
maybe?
so i always wanted to know who ^that wolf was above.
i’d always see his pics online and there was no leads.
i may have even posted him before.
well i was doing my daily sniff around foto 119 and saw this:

yum.
everyone meet marky b from long island…
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criceps (v): when tears come out your eyes due to amount of muscles someone has.

when folks say to me that michael b jordan isn’t fine,
i seriously question if i’m looking at the right wolf.
i mean the wolf done glo’d tf up from “the wire”.
well michael had a photocall in cannes for his new movie,
“fahrenheit 451”.
i mean…
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as you know,
i have a tiny crush on baller wolf,
mychal kendricks.
not only does he have a handsome facial,
and the type of “weird” i like,
but i love looking at that tail of his.
it’s like a thing of beauty.
well a vix-bi sent me in the following alleged picture of mychal.
um…
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