so he is saying that the relationship DID happen…
and he was paid off to recant the story.
125k to make this little situation disappear?
this shit is getting messy.

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PHOTO REMOVED UPON REQUEST.
sorry boys.

ready to see who was trying to frame elmo?…

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i love when people use what they got to get what they want.
i really do.
some people give up the cakes for rent.
others give it up for shoes and bags.
those simpletons will give it up for dinner or mcdonalds.
but this hyena below…
he wants something better.
my great f-bi sent me this and i damn near LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLed…

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oh, how the world loves a fat ol donkey ass.
as a vixen, you get access into VIP and some baller wolf pipe.
as a fox, you get bumped to the front of the pipe line of the exclusive wolves and hybrids.
why wouldn’t anyone want one?
now that you can buy one,
it is the hot new item for christmas this year.
but, i started to wonder if having a fat ol donkey ass is all that it’s cracked up to be?
(cracked… get it?)
because it seems like your face, personality, and health status are bounced out the equation.
all for a night inside that fat ol donkey ass.
i started to wonder…

Is a “fat ol donkey ass” the new “face“?

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one of my great f-bi agents sent me this video tonight and all i could do was blank stare.
i knew it had to go up IMMEDIATELY.
i’m also watching it and not realizing:

the youtube screen name, “trayvon pimplebootay”
the messages flashing across the screen as he is talking.

please watch this…

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