from some people i met IRL,
to a few of the attentionistos ya’ll have told me about,
their calling cards was how they were hoes.
it wasn’t about talent,
or if they were good or insufferable people…

it always started with their sex lives and how easy they were/are.

…and as much as people want to champion for sex work,
there was still a shaming these folks got.
as easy as it was to sleep with them,
they still got branded with the scarlet “HOE”.
do you think there are some people you just shouldn’t fuck?
as easy as getting them in bed is:

are some people too “community” to fuck with?

i was looking at this latest alleged reveal with our latest resident baller-hoe,
stefon diggs via tasha k…

Sometimes,
I think we are no different than sex workers.

watching anora left me with a lot of thoughts…

some of these dudes out here have the goofiest hoes,
especially straight males.
i feel like most gay or bi males come through,
do our thing,
and be out until the next session (or not).
the hoes some of these straight males be fuckin with tho?
aye caramba.
i know pussy can be easy to get for a celeb,
but some of this backwater trash shouldn’t get to flex.
so this she-jackal made a whole video about allegedly suckin’ up chris brown.
this is what she had to say…
Continue reading “she (allegedly) sucked the soul out of chris brown and couldn’t wait to tell us” →

…or do i?
you ever felt a craving for something,
but you just couldn’t figure out what you wanted?
i get like that constantly.
some days,
i think i want something in particular,
but when i get it,
i realize it’s not what i really wanted.
i’m starting to feel this way about the male species…

Continue reading “i miss when i was craving to be a hoe” →

everyone is talking about dj envy today.
not even because of something he said on “the breakfast club”,
but moreso what he allegedly said to some hoe on snapchat.
apparently,
and allegedly,
dj envy likes his wolf tail played with.
check this out…
Continue reading “Dj Envy and His “Entry” Into Trending Tweets Today” →

nothing beats “hoe” tales from all sexes and orientations.
we live vicariously through hoes because:

a) they smash the animals we secretly desire
b) they are usually honest how it all went down
c) they are fearless and live by the motto “YOLO”

some straight wolves tend to exaggerate their stories tho.
unless they got videos and receipts…
well what happens when you are a teenage vixen,
let 25 wolves run the train on you,
and did alla this in your school bathroom?
well it sounds like her life is about to get interesting.
this is what people had to say about it…
Continue reading “I Got Bodied by 25 Wolves and You’ll Listen To My Hoe Tale” →