Posted in I'M LOOKING AT YOU LIKE YOU'RE A DOOFUS IT REEKS OF "ATTENTIONISTO" ITS A BIRD! ITS A PLANE!... NO ITS JUST RATCHET JACKALS, HYENAS, AND PINEAPPLES THEY ONLY LIKE THEIR WATER AT ROOM TEMPERATURE X MARKS THE FOX YAWN!

she (allegedly) sucked the soul out of chris brown and couldn’t wait to tell us

some of these dudes out here have the goofiest hoes,
especially straight males.
i feel like most gay or bi males come through,
do our thing,
and be out until the next session (or not).
the hoes some of these straight males be fuckin with tho?
aye caramba.
i know pussy can be easy to get for a celeb,
but some of this backwater trash shouldn’t get to flex.
so this she-jackal made a whole video about allegedly suckin’ up chris brown.
this is what she had to say…
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Posted in A LIL TASTE OF JAMARI LIVIN' THIS LIFE WE LIVE

i miss when i was craving to be a hoe

…or do i?
you ever felt a craving for something,

but you just couldn’t figure out what you wanted?
i get like that constantly.
some days,
i think i want something in particular,
but when i get it,
i realize it’s not what i really wanted.
i’m starting to feel this way about the male species

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Posted in STREET WALKER TALK ABOUT THAT "D" SUS THEY ONLY LIKE THEIR WATER AT ROOM TEMPERATURE X MARKS THE FOX

Dj Envy and His “Entry” Into Trending Tweets Today

everyone is talking about dj envy today.
not even because of something he said on “the breakfast club”,
but moreso what he allegedly said to some hoe on snapchat.
apparently,
and allegedly,
dj envy likes his wolf tail played with.
check this out…
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Posted in JACKALS, HYENAS, AND PINEAPPLES WHERE IS MY BRITNEY SPEARS GIF? WOW X MARKS THE FOX

I Got Bodied by 25 Wolves and You’ll Listen To My Hoe Tale

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nothing beats “hoe” tales from all sexes and orientations.
we live vicariously through hoes because:

a) they smash the animals we secretly desire
b) they are usually honest how it all went down
c) they are fearless and live by the motto “YOLO”

some straight wolves tend to exaggerate their stories tho.
unless they got videos and receipts
well what happens when you are a teenage vixen,
let 25 wolves run the train on you,
and did alla this in your school bathroom?
well it sounds like her life is about to get interesting.
this is what people had to say about it…
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Dwayne McKell Has More Leakage For Our Review

Screen Shot 2016-04-27 at 10.56.10 PMso the foxhole has been on the move since the last entry.
we have new foxhole lurkers as well.
*waves to the forest dwellers*
it seems like dwayne mckell has been a busy attentionisto.
i thought he was trying to be a rapper,
but clearly doing “dick 4 dollahs” has been his hustle.
he has this connectpal situation where he charges animals for nudes.
i thought the first video from the last entry was okay,
but clearly you all thought differently.
it’s bad when karaoke watches it and says:

LOLwell i was sent in an alleged video of dwayne for your review.
this is:

NSFW
18^

ready?…
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Dwayne McKell Has Leakage For Our Review

Screen Shot 2016-04-26 at 7.30.35 PMdwayne mckell has done what most attentionistos need to do.
no.
he hasn’t given his life to Christ.
that would be no fun.
instead of leaking a dick pic

DWAYNE MCKELL HAS ALLEGEDLY LEAKED HIS SEX TAPE

yes.
dwayne has some alleged leakage he wants us to see.
the following is:

NSFW
18^

ready?…
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