cleo sol saved my life on sunday night

i don’t think i wanna get high again.
okay,
i’m lying but still,
read me out.

Sunday Night…

i decided to finish watching gen v on amazon prime.
as i was at the part after “ant girl” slid down dude’s giant penis,
i said to myself:

“This show would probably be so dope while high off an edible.”

so i took half of an eddy but decided i needed to take the other half too.
so i ended up getting higher than the wings of an angel

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i got high af last night that i might have been on the moon

after my last few horrible situations with smoking weed,
i decided that i had quit.
last night,
i was offered a gummy and i took it.
indica.
i was told it was a different high than getting it from a blunt.
i never had one before but i’m on vacation so why the hell not?
i took half but i started wondering why i wasn’t getting high.
this is where i took the other half like 15 minutes later.

Foxhole…

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someone grab lira galore and get her together

when in war with someone else,
especially when the court of law is involved,
it’s best to make sure you always look good.
your goal is to win so you always need to make the other person look stupid.
in turn,
the other person is gonna try to make you look crazy.
that being fonted:

You shouldn’t be out here handing someone else the win.

that is why i’m baffled with lira galore today.
she was high and drunk out her mind on ig live.
she is in a custody battle with her ceo baby faavah,
pierre “pee” thomas of “quality control music“,
but looking like this

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blame the lil’ intercourse you had with another guy on the vodka? the henny? the goose? hell, the weed?

likka and weed really lower our inhibitions.
we tend to get comfortable and reveal who we really are while on it.
i’ve heard that brown likka can really get the party started.

cheat code: you want me open af,
give me dusse.

this is why when some dl males are looking to hook up with gay males,
they always ask:

“You got smoke?
Drink?”

sometimes they are comfortable until they get some liquid and smoke courage.
the following straight male got so fucked up,
he ended up having to explain why he had just a lil’ intercourse with another male.
he had his baby mama on a live broadcast to help his case.
a foxholer sent me this video from “fly height“…

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was chris brown allegedly getting high or taking a booger out his nose?

celebs and alleged drug use go together like fat kids and cake.
this might be a shocker to some but…

Many of them are functioning addicts

i’ve heard stories of many of our favs getting high af.
being a celeb ain’t easy.
hell,
some of these attentionistos are getting high too.
there is a video of chris brown that has everyone talking today.
allegedly,
it’s chris doing alleged coke in a dallas club.
this is the video via “billboard atl“…

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what in the bloody hell is going on with the youth? (high times)

i like to get high.
i get high off off of success,
karma,
good looking wolves,
and sometimes a nice pair of shoes.
the cubs of today are getting high off all kinds of nonsense.
first,
they were eating tide pods for whatever reason.
now it’s tampon juice.
*barf*
a foxholer sent me the story via “the ny post”
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