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The Scariest Phone Call EVER
“Hello” – you
“Wassup.” – random voice.
“Who is this?”
“Oh, you don’t know who this is?”
“Naw… should I?”
“It’s Damon.”
“Oh!…. wassup. I haven’t from you in like 3 weeks… where you been?”
“My b shorty, I lost all the contacts in my phone and ….”
FOXES HANG UP IMMEDIANTELY.
The Day A Fox Went Down
Well my season gave me a wonderful present that laid me the fuck out.
I mean I got laid out so good that I got a headache from all the pounding.
Whose Boyfriend Is This?
I need whoever it is….
to PLEASE come clean up this mess on Aisle WTF!
Pay Me With Dick
Imagine meeting this….
Sexy as hell right?
The lips are on point.
Jawline is bananas.
Hopefully, the dick is like butter pecan pie.
He would definitely be commander in chief on your sex spaceship.
BUT….
there is a problem.
The Mighty Morphin Magical Power Penis
“I need a vacation or something because I feel like I am about to give up and I am fighting it.” – Me, in a text
“U need Dick” – Hubby In My Head, responds.
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