KELVIN THOMAS!? THAT AIN’T NO DEVIN THOMAS!

Maybe I am high on my own supply.
Maybe I need to lay down and this horrible joke will be over.
Maybe it is April’s Fools.
Maybe I haven’t woken up and I will be soon from this nightmare.

Maybe… Maybe…. Maybe Devin has been kidnapped by his evil twin brother, Kelvin!
Kelvin is jealous of all my attention towards him and wanted revenge!

Yeah.
Tha-That’s it…

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Tit Ross Goes Topless

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I Blame Nicki Minaj

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YEAHHHHHHHHHHH.....

NOPE.

The Over Abundance of Neck Critters

I got neck critters.
No…. my neck does not have crabs.
The back of my neck feels itchy and annoying.
I am not a happy Fox right now.

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“Hello” – you
“Wassup.” – random voice.
“Who is this?”
“Oh, you don’t know who this is?”
“Naw… should I?”
“It’s Damon.”
“Oh!…. wassup. I haven’t from you in like 3 weeks… where you been?”
“My b shorty, I lost all the contacts in my phone and ….”