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Until God Says It’s The Right Time…

tumblr_n55sqlabm31sypvl1o1_400i have a quick something to font before bed.
it’s something i mentioned in the last entry,
as well as on twitter just now.
i said…
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The Fox Who Has “Ha Ha Bitch!” On His Updated Resume

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once upon a time,
there was a black fox at my job who they did dirty.
i didn’t know him personally,
but i saw him around a few times.
well…
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Where is God Right Now?

CVRCFgaUwAEk03lwell this cover is sorta disrespectful.
cnn
broke the news on my phone today at work…

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He Heard Me (Thank God)

tumblr_nrgj8rN5PP1qc2waio1_500its so funny,
but when i call out to star fox or god for help,
i get an answer.
it almost scary how it happens.
so everyone knows i stream td jakes service every sunday.
i am a faithful potter’s house e-member.
this week was the t.o.r.i graduates and retired baller wolf,
ray lewis,
was invited to speak.
well he was tugging on my heart strings so i started to cry.
yup.
it took church to release everything i was storing inside.
in the middle of my weeping,
i prayed that god and star fox for help.
well no sooner than i said that,
i got a text on my phone…
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We Aren’t Having Sex… Yet

rs_600x600-150614142147-600.RWilsonCiara2-jmd-061415_copyyou see the “glow” on both of their faces?
no its not the “we bang everyday” glow.
its the “we aren’t having sex at all due to my religious beliefs” glow.
i know.
weird.
well ciara and russell wilson are not having sex.
like,
at all.
russell wilson told pastor miles mcpherson,
of rock church near san diego,
that there will no closing of any partitions in the back of their limos.
check the interview here…
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I Just Wanted To Do Hoodrat Shit With My Friends (40)

tumblr_m45cbkaexS1r4yegro1_5001the kids todayyyyyyyy…
i can’t.
so this is a video making headlines everywhere.
a 15 year old vixen gets jumped by 5 she-jackals in mcdonalds.
flatbush bk.
well this was the disturbing footage…
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