i feel like every wolf should eat booty.
there.
i said it.
“eat booty” does sound a little barbaric.
so how about…
lick the fox hole?
is that better?
surprisingly there are wolves out here who are on a “bunz free” diet.
something about too much carb intake…
or some crazy excuse…
its like being in high school again.
we all had that wolf friend(s) who said this classic line:

“hell naw!
i don’t eat no pussy!
yuck thats gross!
she still gotta give me head tho…”

…and secretly,
he was on his knees properly cleaning out her vagina.
this depends on if the vixen was a dumb ass or not.
if the fox has prepared a clean platter for you to dig in…

Why not put on a bib and get on your knees?

hmm.
well i got a f0xmail from one of my readers with this very discussion…
(18^,
nsfw,
and “not for straight eyes”)…
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kevin hart wants to be taken as a serious comedic actor.
yup!
that’s right!
so he will play pretty much anything.
well wait…
except one thing.
he refuses to play gay.
this is what he told power105.1…
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mental illness is prevalent in the black community.
you’ll see why i said that soon.
so everyone meet battle rapper,
daylyt.
i’m sure its pronounced “daylight” for those who are confused.
well in his battle shtick,
he tries to be shocking.
last year he said he wanted to “fuck the shit out of diddy”.
well this year he now wants a piece of ti.
he also claims he ain’t gay.
he says he smashes more vixens and in the gay book,
that means he ain’t gay.
well this is what he told vladtv…
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so when you do something,
that other people are low key impressed with,
they will let you know.
well thats what happened with michael sam.
the d/l baller wolves in the nfl reached out to him after he came out.
this is what he told oprah during his documentary…
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yung berg takes weird pictures on instagram.
thats just a side bar.
anyway…
his “i don’t like dark butts” foolishness may come back to bite him.
…right in his ass.
or someone else ass?
who knows anymore.
so an f-bi sent me the alleged teenager he was with…
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i think the d/l get a bad wrap.
people like to blame the world’s problems on the d/l.
the problem i have with that is no matter who you are,
what role you play,
and how you choose to fuck,
a majority of the world is messy as fuck.
you know how many people i know are messy as fuck?
husbands cheating on their wives with random vixens.
wives cheatin on their husbands with random wolves.
people using social media to compete for the highest body count.
gays of all kinds jumping in the sack,
back alley,
or an abandoned building without even knowing a name.
the world has gone mad because of sex.
easy sex.
hard sex.
we all want to be fucked or get fucked.
we want to cum in the best and fastest way possible.
that’s not the fault of the d/l.
thats the fault of hornballs.
personally i think this is where all the hysteria started…
(this entry is 18^,
NSFW,
AND SOME IMAGES ARE “NOT FOR STRAIGHT EYES”)…
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