So if you haven’t guessed by now…

I LOVE football players.

and this football player I LOVE.

Not even for their money but their builds.
But this dude right nigga ….
This dude right HERE……

Continue reading “That’s Daddy Right There: Devin Thomas” →

Blackberry starts ringing.

I look down at it and I see he is calling … again.
I mean, this nigga has been blowing up my phone ever since we messed around the first time.
I won’t even lie because it was … tha bomb.
He fucked me damn near retarded.
I LOVED it.
Dick from a straight acting REAL ass man.
Nothing better.
But, there is one thing that is bothering me.
One thing that is on my mind.
He is my girl’s man.
No good.

Continue reading “Forbidden Fruit” →

So,
the man of your dreams…

(I mean he is fine, loves you, and spoiled the HELL out of you +
the dick had you seeing black because your eyes were always
rolling inside your head)

…that you have been dating for a while
dumps you….

You decided to become the crazy ex boyfriend from hell.

Calling and hanging up.
Spray painting cars and busting windows.
Outing his ass (I couldn’t resist…)
Rounding up your squad to go beat down any new love interests in his life.

Ima need you to SIT DOWN.
Continue reading “Crazy Ex Boyfriend” →

I had to do this.
I really did…

These are a few tips that I have acquired amongst the years being on these gay sites.
I thought I would share them with my wonderful readers.
Many of them are discreet and even a few DL (i see you Daddy lol)

But YOU NEED a wake up call….
Continue reading “Jamari’s Tips: The Fuckery That Is BGC Edition.” →

They say if you do something over and over,
expecting the same result,
you are crazy.

Then I must have gone bat shit going on these sites expecting the same results…
Continue reading “Dirty Rotten Scoundrels” →