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This Letter Gives A New Meaning To “Take The Wood” (Fraternity)

i couldn’t do a fraternity.
i can “do” a fraternity wolf,
but i can’t do all that hazing nonsense.
like,
i’m not being degraded so i can be accepted.
i’ve been to a few parties were frat wolves were in attendance,
and i loved the comradery of what i witnessed,
but i can’t deal with what you gotta do to achieve it.
so mto got an anonymous letter about what one had to do in hazing.
i didn’t know alleged gay sex was part of hazing nowadays.
a vix-bi sent me the lead like so…
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Posted in JACKALS, HYENAS, AND PINEAPPLES NAH THEY HAVE NO CHILL BUTTON THE PEOPLE YOU WANT TO PUNCH IN THE FACE WHERE IS MY BRITNEY SPEARS GIF? WOW X MARKS THE FOX

This Is What Happens When You Aren’t Home

constedujourokay imagine this…
you leave to go to work everyday and went you get back,
you can sense something happened in your crib.
you know when someone has been in your space.
it’s like the energy is off.
you start noticing your bed wasn’t how you left it.
you can’t prove anything,
but you know something is definitely up.
you decide to set up a hidden video camera to record your bedroom.
when you get home and reviewed the video,
this is what you saw via the smoking gun
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I Had Gay Sex… and I Can’t Remember a Thing (Halp!)

Screen Shot 2015-10-27 at 2.28.55 PMwell this story is rather…
interesting.
everyone meet yuaf mack.
he is a professional boxer wolf who found himself in a little scandal.
he says he wasn’t in his right mind when he appeared in a porn video.
no this doesn’t involve any jackals or cameras hidden behind a teddy bear.
this wolf claims he was drugged when he did a video for dawgpoundusa.
listen.
i can see the look on your face now.
well a couple f-bi’s (and a vix-bi) want us to read this via the grio
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BOOTYHOLE SEX STINKS AND YOU SHOULDN’T DO IT!

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oh so now you turn down my cooking?
well starve!
hmph!
so an f-bi sent me this hilarious youtube video just now.
its an “informative” video for the d/l and curious about foxhole sex.
is bootyhole sex stinky and gross?
will you get pound of hersheys in your lap on your first time?
hell will you do it and have to move away in fear of embarrassment?

well check this out…
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How Does This Work? Am I On The Top? Or Bottom?

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it seems like jesse from vh1’s hit the floor made his decision on last night’s episode.
i just caught it and my mouth flew the fuck open…

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Hood Love

A Sexual Short starring Jamari Fox

It was hot.

I am talking about a blazing summer day. When it gets hot in the city, you can feel it. It is a different kind of hot especially the hood. You feel steam literally in your lungs. Everyone either shuffles outside or stays inside and make love to their A/C. I decided to leave my wonderfully A/C-less apartment and go to the corner store for a Popsicle.

As I walked up to the bodega, I noticed a fine, tanned, light skinned dude standing with his equally fine boy. I was more concerned with Mr. Light Skin because by his look, he was more my flava. He was wearing a white T, light denim shorts, and some hot dunks. No tattoos or anything extra but just being fine.  He did the unimaginable – he gave me a head nod and then licked his lips.

“Oh, we got a winner.” I said to myself as I smiled back at him and gave him a head nod.

I walked in the store and went into the back where the ice cream was. As I was digging through the freezer, I felt someone standing behind me. I pulled out a blue phallus shaped Popsicle and turned around. I was face to face with Mr. Light Skin. We stared at each other for a hot minute. I noticed he was sweating. Was it because of me or this heat?

“What’s up shawty?” He asked.

That kills me because I was the same height as him. How am I his “shawty”? I liked it nonetheless.

“I am hot.” I replied, biting my lip.

“That you are.” He said, licking his perfectly sculpted pink lips.

He followed me up to the register and offered to pay for my snack. I let him. I am not going to turn down a free meal. As we both walked out, he gave his boy a nod and continued to walk with me.

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