Soooo No More “Kelvin Thomas”, I Presume?

After my last entry, I had given up on Devin Thomas.
(READ HERE ABOUT KELVIN THOMAS)

Still have in a way.
He doesn’t move me like he did circa his Draft Day – Spring 2011.
But I see he has decided to kill off “Kelvin Thomas” and re-emerge…

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THIS IS DADDY RIGHT HEA!!

I
THINK
I
AM
IN

LOVE.

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Jamari Fox = 0 Points

NOOOOOOO.

So picture this…
You been crushing on a Wolf/Fox for a while.
He been throwing you hints like things are looking up and he wants YOU.
You thinking to yourself, “I got this mofo where I want him…

…. and then,
being Secret Squirrel,
you find out he either has a girlfriend, girlfriends, or wife.

That’s just not mellow.

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LaRon Landry… I’m Speechless…

There is a heatwave in the Concrete Forest.
It is currently 107 degrees.
I am hot, sweaty, and I need someone to cum wipe me off.
If I had to choose someone to cum cool me down,
I would have to choose…

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Aaron Maybin Should Break Me In

… and all I can picture is the sight I saw when he had on a wife beater,
lips all pink and moist,
muscles rippling,
and his body in full “Needs To Be Fucked” mode.
If his body is a temple,
then that muthafucka’s name should really be Aztec.

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DO YOU SEE THESE DUDES ON THE DRAFT?!?!

I am ENTIRELY entertained.

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