So I was chillin with one of my homegirl’s tonight and her “gay boyfriend” decided to tag along.
Now I am not one to hate on a fellow gay but when you are outregeously flamboyant, I have an issue. The flam gays tend to be ODEE loud and try to blow up your spot.
I’m not with it.
Anyway, he proceeds to tell me that I always look mean and I usually have an attitude when he sees me. I won’t lie, I usually do.
“I mean you look like you need some good dick.” He says, popping his gum.
Now I hope he didn’t think he was giving me this “good dick”.???????
“But I must say, you are a fierce bitch though. I got to say that you are a fierce bitch.”
I am looking at him like WTFFFFF??? Should I be flattered or offended? So I egg him on.
“What do you mean?” I ask.
“The way how you walk in the room. The way how you speak. Just your whole vibe let’s me know you know what you want and you don’t play.” He replies, giving me dap at the end of it.
I guess compliments come in the strangest forms. That is why I tell people that you do not know who is watching and admiring you.
Brought To You By The Foxberry