Is He Lying Tho?

lmao.
i laughed so hard that snot flew out my nose.

lowkey: i detect no lies in his statement.

All The Strippers Make Their Start on Tumblr?

… freshly squeezed attention whore?
every time i go on tumblr,
i see this person.
every.
single.
time.
“who is he?”
i’d ask myself.
this time i saw a heavily reblogged video.
he was dancing.

on a wall.
i just knew…

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I Need Kris Jenner To Do My PR for The Foxhole

She can turn shit to sugar, can’t she?
She can put a zombie on bath salts on tv and make us buy whatever it is selling.
Drool.
Finger.
Whatever lol.