Is He Lying Tho?

tumblr_mxwjjr4jOd1rsq4o9o1_500lmao.
i laughed so hard that snot flew out my nose.

lowkey: i detect no lies in his statement.

All The Strippers Make Their Start on Tumblr?

… freshly squeezed attention whore?
every time i go on tumblr,
i see this person.
every.
single.
time.
“who is he?”
i’d ask myself.
this time i saw a heavily reblogged video.
he was dancing.

on a wall.
i just knew…

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I Need Kris Jenner To Do My PR for The Foxhole

She can turn shit to sugar, can’t she?
She can put a zombie on bath salts on tv and make us buy whatever it is selling.
Drool.
Finger.
Whatever lol.

The Kim stans are rejoicing today!


Their queen has made nice with another queen
…and her loyal subjects are about to riot.

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